I'm straight, and stroking a weasel. Query me.

short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:35 PM
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I'm straight, and stroking a weasel. Query me.

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SOteric

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:37 PM
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1. Will your weasel

be running for office with the rest of the pack?

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:41 PM
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3. actually, he's the distraction

I anticipate that * will be inescapably drawn to chase him 'round a Mulberry tree, thus missing crucial campaign time. Now to find that Mulberry tree...

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Wonk

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:38 PM
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2. What time is Bill Moyers NOW on where you live?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=115311&mesg_id=115311

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:42 PM
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4. when it's on,

it's on now.

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Lizz612

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Fri Aug-01-03 08:59 PM
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5. Does the weasel usualy hang out in file folders? NT

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:07 PM
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8. he's often found in dark, confined spaces

where only a weasel, or in this case, a ferret, could fit. Often under the sofa, waiting to attack unsuspecting feet.

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:00 PM
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6. That's no weasel.

It's a bitey bitey ferrett.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:10 PM
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9. he's learning

by the time he's big enough to inflict damage, he'll be fat, lazy, and non-bitey.

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Shakeydave

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:01 PM
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7. He's a little Shweety!

How long does a good three minute egg take to cook?

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:11 PM
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11. It takes

an infinity, if no one's around to hear it.

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Shakeydave

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:13 PM
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12. Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

That's what my psychic told me too!

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:11 PM
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10. Does he swim?

My ferret used to love to swim in the bathtub...he would dive over and over, trying to pull out the drain plug...such cute lil critters.

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short bus president

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:16 PM
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14. my last ferret

hated water. So I was a bit surprised when this one (Festus) plunged enthusiastically into my dog's water dish and proceeded to poke his head around underwater for awhile. He does this every time he's loose. That, and battling my vertical blinds. Wild little critter. Can't wait to harness train him and take him to the pool.

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:14 PM
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13. You mustelid to stop biting you

Or I'll come looking ferret.

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