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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:17 PM
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Dog farts
She's the best dog in the world and I wouldn't trade her for the world, but sometimes . . .

JESUS CHRIST!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:19 PM
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1. what the hell are you feeding her?
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:29 PM
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6. Krispy Kremes?






















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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:34 PM
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9. hmmmm, krispy kreme donuts!
fortunately, KK donuts do not give me gas!

their effect on my waistline is rather frightening tho.

:hi: D_K!
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:38 PM
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12. hi back....
those donuts were for you, KG.

:hi:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:48 PM
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14. thanks, girlfriend
haven't had a KK in a few weeks. been jonesin' :)
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:20 PM
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2. Geez, I know what you mean..
...I had a dog named Mike that could clear out a room in 10 seconds flat.
I swear, if I didn't know any better I'd think the fucker enjoyed it!
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:21 PM
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3. The fault is yours
Feed them properly.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:25 PM
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4. What?? How dare you...
....You mean Spicy Tacos and buttered popcorn with cheese isn't good for dogs?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:26 PM
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5. I've tried several different brands of food.
Right now, it's Alpo - which has made her somewhat less . . . gassy. (It was A LOT worse when she was a puppy!)

Just every once in a while . . . MAN!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 09:41 PM
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19. Not necessarily true!
Even the expensive only-from-the-vet foods won't help if your pooch's system just ain't right. My poor bulldog's got "megacolon" (is it a disorder, or is it a superhero?!?), which means things tend to hang around and rot for alot longer than they would in a normal digestive tract. Needless to say, she can blow some vile wind.


But if your dog's otherwise healthy, a tablespoon of plain yogurt mixed in with the food helps silence the wagging trumpet.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:29 PM
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7. yes there is
nothing worse than the smell of gas rising to your nostrils while you`re sound asleep..
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newyorican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:36 PM
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11. Someone else's gas, you mean...
Not my beautiful bouquet...but (as a parent) there are worse things. Trust me.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:33 PM
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8. GOD! SHE DID IT AGAIN!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:36 PM
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10. ever stop to think she might have the same complaint about you?
dogs have a heightened sense of smell. this may be pay-back! :)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:41 PM
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13. my ex-boyfriend's Boxer
would emit silent ones in the car and then STICK HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. Soon we'd all be screaming trying to stick OUR HEADS OUT. x(
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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 08:53 PM
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15. the poor pups will eat anything they find including advance decay raodkill
And heck, they do have a scavanger's digestive system. And there really isn't ANY way of telling what they managed to find to get into.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 09:04 PM
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16. We used to have a lab
who would do that then turn his head and look under his tail. He would then have this look like he could not imagine what had just happened, take a short sniff around and look at one of us. It was really funny after the babies came they were always the ones he blamed for it.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 09:29 PM
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17. DOG FARTS STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN.
n/t
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 09:41 PM
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18. I saw your Subject line and thought...
here's a repug bashing thread!

Little did I know.

:bounce:

:freak:
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 09:52 PM
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20. Dog farts should be classified as a type of biological warfare
I had a dog that would walk in, fart, and leave. Damn smell could peel the paint off walls, I swear. Maybe I shouln't have fed him all that Hormel chili.
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44wax Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:43 PM
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21. My dog gave the look after I farted while he sat in my lap.
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