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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:49 PM Original message |
I got matcom pregnant |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. not until you get the boob-job next week you are scheduled for |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. He needs a brazilian waxing more. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. no he doesn't |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Since when are these called tweezers? |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
2. I heard he was banging Rabrrrrrr too. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:57 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. matcom does not "bang" me, you vicious, horrid little whore. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Are you wearing your crotchless pantaloons when he hits you? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. He prefers my crotchless Amish Wife With Hose outfit, you filthy degenerate. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. we feltch at sunset |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:26 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. You said Feltch! |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
5. Saw it on youtube |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
10. Are you moving in with GoPsUx? |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. WTF?????? |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
26. Well, that PROVES it that you need to stay home with him. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
12. What? He just swore to me he was a virgin! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 05:39 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I am |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
28. Oh yeah, tell me another one, you little tramp. |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:18 PM Response to Reply #13 |
32. So then what was that $9,000 surgery bill for? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. Will you be letting him breastfeed at the Olive Garden? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 07:37 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. let? Let?? LET???!111 |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 07:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Dude, |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 07:50 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. my left hand is corrently free |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:30 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. okey |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. Believe it or not, this is not the most bizarre post I have ever read. |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:00 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. would that be |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. Lemon Curry? |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
23. Oh dear God |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
25. At least you're doing the right thing by him.... |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
27. How? He runs up and down those stairs too fast. |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
29. It's about time. n/t |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:03 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. .. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
31. This thread is useless |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-04-07 10:20 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Dear God, NOOOO!!!! |
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