Let's write a story, line by line - Democratic Underground

DeposeTheBoyKing

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Tue Jun-05-07 12:26 AM
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Let's write a story, line by line

"Man, these oranges are juicy!" Steven exclaimed.

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 12:32 AM
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1. "Yes, but that fellow with the flamethrower is making me nervous" Sheila responded

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JVS

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Tue Jun-05-07 12:34 AM
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2. ...as the fellow drew near and incinerated both of them.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Tue Jun-05-07 12:36 AM
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3. The end

:popcorn:

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JVS

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Tue Jun-05-07 12:36 AM
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4. fuck yeah!

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 01:16 AM
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5. "Hmmmm..." the director wondered

Edited on Tue Jun-05-07 01:16 AM by adsosletter

"perhaps the addition of the flamethrower scene so early in the filming was a mistake" as the flamethrower-man began working his way through downtown L.A.

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Writer

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Tue Jun-05-07 01:18 AM
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6. Mounted on the flamethrower was an Austrian-seeker...

which was so effective that the flamethrower-man located Ahnold within twenty minutes, slowly roasting his now flabby ass.

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 01:23 AM
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7. In the meantime

in a small office overlooking downtown Providence, Rhode Island, a businessman dressed as Carmen Miranda got to his feet and heaved a long, low sigh.

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Jun-05-07 01:38 AM
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8. before dropping a headbutt on his Bush-loving coworker

Farley Barnswallow III, who looked suspiciously like Fred from Scooby Doo.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jun-05-07 01:42 AM
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9. Little did Farley know, however, that changes were coming, and

they did not bode well for him.

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ForrestGump

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:03 AM
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10. All he had was the consolation of his huge, throbbing

headache. The pain, at least, was his to own, if not cherish.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:56 AM
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15. After all......

pain was his friend.

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:41 AM
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11. Meanwhile, in a small Swiss alpine village

a mountaineer, dressed as Zorba the Greek, came to a startling realization.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:43 AM
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12. He was actually the brother of DUer Heidi, which shocked him

greatly, as he was a true neocon.

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:48 AM
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13. Temporarily disoriented by the magnitude of this realization

he opened the door of his cabin and charged howling into the freezing night, with a bar of the finest Swiss chocolate clutched tightly in one hand; his "right" hand, of course.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:52 AM
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14. Because, being as repulsed as he was by the left, he had cut

his left hand off.

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u4ic

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:56 AM
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16. And sent it to Michael Moore

who capitalized on it in his new movie, "Sicko", lamenting the lack of both hand transplant and lobotomy surgeons in the US.

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Adsos Letter

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Tue Jun-05-07 02:58 AM
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17. His missing left hand had been replaced by a high-tech

multi-purpose, tensile steel device which served him well as an ice-axe; still, it failed to be of any use as he ran headlong into the path of the snowplow piloted at top speed by the "Mad New Hampshireman" of the Ozarks.

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