I got pulled over for running a red light today

DS1

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Tue Jun-05-07 03:28 PM
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I got pulled over for running a red light today

The cop gave me a warning, then said he loved my anti-Bush stickers.

New England is the bestest!

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SOteric

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Tue Jun-05-07 04:38 PM
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1. Cool! -

You didn't even have to resort to the short skirt technique!

(But be careful out there, Dude. You've got a baby on the way.)

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DS1

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:35 PM
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9. Yes, very nice

Great success!

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Blue-Jay

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Tue Jun-05-07 04:44 PM
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2. He didn't offer you the "plunger treatment"?

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BlondieK143

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Tue Jun-05-07 04:46 PM
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3. Dude

You know you flashed him some b00b! ;)

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sniffa

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:25 PM
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7. you!!

:loveya:

it's nice to see you here. i hope you're resting up good.

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ellisonz

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Tue Jun-05-07 05:44 PM
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4. Don't run red lights.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:36 PM
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10. It was yellow

and certainly not intentional. I haven't had a ticket in years, and boy my insurance bills show it.

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ellisonz

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Tue Jun-05-07 08:13 PM
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12. Good to hear!

Fuck the police!

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Elidor

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:21 PM
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5. Good thing he didn't see those bloody bats in the back seat

But you were in a hurry, eh?

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sniffa

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:25 PM
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6. was it a reaL red Light?

or did you approach the stop Line as the Light was stiLL yeLLow? that's as good as green.

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DS1

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:35 PM
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8. I sailed through under yellow

but it's a long intersection.

I did everything you can to try get out of a ticket, aside from flash boob, pull up skirt, suck cock.

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KamaAina

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Tue Jun-05-07 08:15 PM
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14. Ah yes, dear old Mass., where green means go...

...and yellow means "go fastah"! :-)

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Left Is Write

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Tue Jun-05-07 06:40 PM
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11. Somehow I don't think the outcome would be the same in my neck of the woods.

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matcom

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Tue Jun-05-07 08:15 PM
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13. you blew him didn't you!

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