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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:30 PM Original message |
Ask MrScorpio |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. Why do so many people here want to bury me? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:34 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. A sudden epidemic of Nikita Krutschev Simplex II |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. Why is life like a box of chocolates? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Because is all creamy and gooey when it explodes in your mouth |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Ooooooh..... |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. what is the solution to fermat's last theorem? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. You might as well ask me to solve the Uncertainty Priniciple |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. Why is George W Bush our President? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:43 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. The Peter Principle in practice on a national scale |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. How come a nice guy like you |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:54 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Because "Super Stud" was taken |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
12. Why are there Braille symbols on drive thru ATM keys? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:25 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Braille?!?!? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:51 PM Response to Reply #15 |
27. Honest, Braille. n/t |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:30 PM Response to Reply #27 |
36. Braille for the sighted |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why did my husband forget my birthday? n/t |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:26 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Its what selfish bastards do |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. When does a fly have to turn upside down in order to land on the ceiling? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. At the very last second |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
18. Hi MrScorpio... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:31 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. An orgy |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:32 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. hmmm... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I bet that you're a good yodeler too |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Why are the adjectives |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Because they're more popular than "faster than" or "slower than" |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:43 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Okay, another one! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:45 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Sure can |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:54 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Okay MrScorpio |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Yes, but horses, on the other hand, get charleypeople |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:59 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Bwahahahahhahaha! |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. Will I ever find true love? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 06:52 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Yes you will |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. May I have an apple? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:27 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Here you go |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:35 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. Gee, thanks, dad! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
33. How can I make my kitten like his ear medicine? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:29 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Convince him that its his idea to take it |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:41 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Ha! Good luck with that! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 07:51 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Had better days but I'm still kickin |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 08:01 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. I miss you! |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
41. Hey! How are ya? |
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