No wonder you don't have a fucking job part two.

Me: Hello, may I help you.

He: Do you write resumes?

Me: Did we speak a couple of weeks ago?

He: Maybe, I need a resume.

Me: As I recall you wanted us to write a resume for you but you didn't have time to meet with us.

He: Yea, that was me. Can we do it over the phone?

Me: Possibly. Let me get your number and someone will contact you to schedule the call.

He: How much will it cost?

Me: That will depend on the type and length of resume you want.

He: Give me an idea.

Me: I'll be better able to give you a quote after you speak with one of our consultants. I'll get someone to call you today.

He: Do I have to pay to talk to them?

Me: No. There is no charge for preparing a quote.

He: Can't you just tell me what it will cost? You know, like a ballpark figure.

Me: It could be as little as $150.00 or as much as several hundred dollars. It depends on what you want.

He: Can I pay you after I get a job?

Me: Unfortunately, no. We require payment in full, in advance.

He: Will you take a post dated check?

Me: Sorry, we don't.

He: Can I make payments.

Me: No, sorry.

He: How long will it take?

Me: I'll know that after you speak with our consultant.

He: I don't have a lot of time to waste. Are you sure you can't do it without me spending a bunch of time with you?

Me: I'm sure.

He: I'll get back to you.

Me: Thanks for calling. Have a good day.

I seem to recall that possibly the biggest problem with being unemployed was what to fill all that time with.

They lied!

Oh, I forgot to ask... Will you trade livestock for a resume?

Got change for a pig? :rofl:

I do have a DUCK!

These are cheap jeans and they've been riding up on me all day. :rofl: