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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 04:07 AM
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Breaking news: Paris Hilton discovered to be kingpin of Hollywood cockfighting circuit
The operation has links to terrorist groups in Puerto Rico, and George W Bush in conjunction with PETA has dispatched a carrier group along with some anti-whaling vessels and activists to subdue the island.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 04:09 AM
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1. and she got an abortion!
Edited on Sat Jun-09-07 04:11 AM by realisticphish
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 07:48 AM
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6. She's a shill for Big Hotel!!!
and a threat to Big Yak..:)
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 09:07 AM
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9. And she's torn the tag off of every mattress in every Hilton hotel
nt
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poiuytsister Donating Member (591 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 06:40 AM
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2. And she voted for George McGovern for President.
I betchya she's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of her garage.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 07:50 AM
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7. She voted for Hubert Humphrey and she killed Jesus
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 07:35 AM
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3. Which was her favorite cock?

:hide:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 07:38 AM
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5. ...
:spray: :rofl: :hi:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-09-07 07:36 AM
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4. I hear she planned 9/11 too.
At least that's what W says. :hi:
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 09:04 AM
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8. She stages fights between gamecocks and pit bulls
And she uses the accounts and descriptions of a Major League Baseball game without expressed written consent.
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