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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 04:57 PM
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I am going to touch improperly my best friends girl!!
Right now!!!
:popcorn:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:00 PM
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1. He will then touch improperly your eye.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:02 PM
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3. But i told him i was going to make her sing
Like he hasn't yet
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:01 PM
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2. that's very inappropriate
what would the town fathers have to say about that?

have you thought about the shame and ignominy you would bring on the shaolin temple?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:03 PM
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4. You are wise beyond your years grasshopper.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:03 PM
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6. But me and her struck a chord
Edited on Wed Jun-13-07 05:21 PM by GoPsUx
and mine is at home
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:06 PM
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9. A chord is not all that will be struck before this day is over.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:07 PM
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10. It depends how wisely was
my Pick
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:03 PM
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5. She is suffering
He has awkward hands
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:04 PM
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7. i'm just kidding with you
but seriously, don't bring shame and dishonor to the shaolin temple.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:05 PM
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8. But I snatched the rock from his hand
He is rockless..
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:07 PM
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11. Ah my son, it is much better to rock the snatch than snatch the rock.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:07 PM
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12. 10 roger on that good buddy
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:08 PM
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13. :
:thumbsup:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:09 PM
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14. so true!
She was made to play..And if you can't love your girl properly someone will :)
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:36 PM
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28. OMG
:applause: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:13 PM
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15. I have a prettier one at home I shouldn't touch this one
I should post her picture..
In 5 minutes
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:15 PM
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16. Is she wearing black socks and crocs?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:18 PM
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18. this would fit her
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:19 PM
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20. W/blk sox & crocs, hot.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:17 PM
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17. I feel soooo out of it.
Edited on Wed Jun-13-07 05:18 PM by Writer
Whaaaaaa?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:19 PM
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19. She is just here
I don't really even like her
I am going to post her picture in just a minute. ;)
good evening btw :hi:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:27 PM
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24. Hey honey bunny.
I've got to see your latest amour. :P

:hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:20 PM
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21. Here she is.

what did you expect??
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:27 PM
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25. You're off your meds aren't you?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:33 PM
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27. Rawk is my medicine!!!!!!
And i am out of pills :mad:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:28 PM
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26. If you post that picture of you touching that other girlfriend inappropriately...
we'll understand.

She has very nice curves, btw. And I love her tan.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:36 PM
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29. I'll post me making love to mine

She is slighly darker toned but I find all shades beautiful :).
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:37 PM
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30. That's practically pornographic!
Sexy sexy sexy! :9
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:39 PM
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31. Yeah I still have a long way to go until i can love her right
But they say practice does make perfect :)
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:42 PM
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32. Maybe you should try a Merle Haggard tune...
;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:47 PM
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33. I should :o)
you and 5 other duers have already heard it.:hide:
I offered it to a German lady and she politly said no thank you.. :rofl: She is pretty smart :D
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:54 PM
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34. You know you have a nice tone to your voice...
you should train it. See what happens.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:56 PM
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35. Maybe it's the turrets
:silly: thank you for that btw. :hug:
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 03:39 AM
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36. I heard this song on the way to the store
and it made me think of this picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U5h2cHxG_A

:loveya:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 03:43 AM
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37. That is my favorite bush song btw
Thank you!
Listening to it now
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 03:47 AM
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38. I'm glad you like it.
It's been on my mp3 player for 2 months now, and I've fallen in love with it all over again.

I remember seeing that performance live on MTV. Everyone thought Gavin was a badass for playing that electric in the thunderstorm. One of the great musical moments of the 90s.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:20 PM
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22. Maybe you should just learn how to do it properly.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-13-07 05:21 PM
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23. I am still learning
:D
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