what can i do to propitiate an angry god?
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:07 PM
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what can i do to propitiate an angry god?
he is casting bolts from the heavens and seems displeased.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:09 PM
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1. It like all things... Shall pass...
But, a sacrifice is advisable.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:10 PM
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2. well we wrapped the shanks of a spring born ox
with strips of fat, burned it and let the smoke waft to the heavens. he doesn't seemed pleased with that though.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:12 PM
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3. Your God is angry due to your waste of...
Bacon. I'm sorry, but, you've sealed your doom.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:24 PM
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4. Don your magic undies ...
Millions of Mormons can't be wrong!
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:25 PM
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5. i just faxed in an order to "oracle to go"
they are consulting the tea leaves and the chicken guts to find an answer.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:30 PM
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7. the damned fax machine mangled the order and it reads, "orifice to go."
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:27 PM
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6. If he's angry he's not god.
So you can just flip him off.
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