some definitions (joke)

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both

ends and is now growing in the middle.




BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born

and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:

Something other people have.

*I* have character lines.

:rofl:

:kick: because these defs are cute. :hi:

:rofl:

:hi: good to see ya, how's your day going?

down in the mouth, feel like shit because mrs. v. poured out all my beer, so i didn't have any last night for the first time in god knows how long. it is weird - i want one. it is extremely scary.

thank you for asking

hang in there

:hug:

I've never seen the 'skeleton' one before :rofl:

:hi: