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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:12 PM
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I drive an ivory and whale bone chariot pulled by baby harp seals and kittens. Am I a bad DUer?
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 04:13 PM by Rabrrrrrr
For a while, I fed the seals and kittens, but I found it's actually cheaper to just work 'em til they starve and throw 'em away, and buy new ones.

:shrug:
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:13 PM
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1. ....
:rofl: :rofl:

Thanks
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:14 PM
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2. Yes. Yes, you are.
But not for that reason.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:14 PM
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3. Yes. You're an environmental nightmare too.
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 04:14 PM by Gormy Cuss
Why are you driving? Don't you have a bicycle?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:17 PM
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5. I have a diesel-powered one, but it doesn't make enough fumes, so I don't use it.
I just leave it idling over by the wetland and the elementary school.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:16 PM
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4. What? No white rhino tusk axels?
If you're going to go all the way - go all the way.
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:17 PM
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6. What About Puppies?
What do you have against puppies? Speciesest!

Q
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:18 PM
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7. If there's no scrimshaw, it's a piece of crap.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:25 PM
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8. Only if you're one of those fucking morans who talks on their cell phone while driving
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:27 PM
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9. you know you are and you know why
cos this thread is worthless without pix:P
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:32 PM
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10. No, as long as you don't double-park the chariot
while you are dining at The Olive Garden.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:03 PM
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11. As long as you don't double-park it at Walmart, I've got no issues.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:03 PM
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12. yes you are
you are a bad DU'er, you know you should feed the dead kittens and seals to the new ones you buy. You are a bad DU'er for not recycling. :spank:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:04 PM
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13. if you club the seals and feed them to the kittens
the kittens get stronger and you get twice the mileage outta them.

just a suggestion
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:06 PM
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14. You weren't feeding the kittens better than people, were you?
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:49 PM
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15. have you stopped beating them with that elephant-tail whip? (n/t)
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:49 PM
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16. It's organic and non-polluting, so you're good
n/t
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:50 PM
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17. It depends on whether you go to Olive Garden.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 05:50 PM
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18. only if you take it to go fishing. n/t
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:07 PM
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19. It depends. Are any of the kittens still breastfeeding? nm
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likesmountains 52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:08 PM
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20. Are the kittens de-clawed? Maybe you have a set of winter kittens with studs?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:19 PM
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21. You should bread the seals and kittens in corn flakes and eat them.
Recycling.
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MrsMatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:31 PM
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22. Just don't allow the seals to breastfeed the kittens in public
while you sit there smoking and eating fried chicken
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:39 PM
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23. I think this smilie sums up how we all feel......
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 06:42 PM
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24. Are spotted owls involved in any way?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 07:23 PM
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25. I always shoot four with my assault rifle before heading out, for good luck.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 07:24 PM
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26. Half measures availed us nothing
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 07:26 PM by pagerbear
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 07:24 PM
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27. you're religious. of course you are.
:D
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 07:26 PM
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28. good thinking
really i like it

:shrug:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 08:04 PM
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29. And quench your thirst with the tears of the unborn, no doubt
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 08:14 PM
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30. You fascinate me.
:-)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 08:23 PM
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31. only if you use it to run over cute little orphans.
:D
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 08:43 PM
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32. You're fine so long as you put down your cell phone
and concentrate on driving.
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