My Official 'Why Dumbledore Isn't Really Good' Theory (SPOILERS, obviously)

a. He uses magic
b. He never mentions Jesus
c. He has long hair
d. He encourages kids to break rules
e. He's probably gay (old and unmarried? Wears robes? Come one, we all know that's liberal code-word for gay agenda)
f. He never prays, but he sure does like those incantations of forbidden knowledge
g. He consorts with magical creatures
h. He knowingly befriended a non-human creature who rides not only a motorcycle, but an *enchanted* motorcycle, and we all know that motorcycles are liberal code-word for gay and anti-authority and Jesus-hater
i. He actively opposes the wishes of his authorities, who are clearly traditional family-values conservatives who only want what's best for the greater community

Therefore, Dumbledore is an America-hating liberal dirty hippie commie pinko fag who wants to destroy the traditional family and let the terrorists win.

This is why I support Voldemort - he's a true American.

:spray: :rofl: Spoken like a true Voldemort supporter...:rofl: He'll win the War on Terra!

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