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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:46 PM
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:46 PM
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:48 PM
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:35 PM
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13. 4
my fave #
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 07:26 AM
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27. 5
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:47 PM
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2. 29,996,498
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 03:49 PM
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4. 69
Somebody had to do it...
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:41 PM
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16. I like that number!
:evilgrin:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:46 PM
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5. is the loneliest number that there's ever been
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:47 PM
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6. true
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:48 PM
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7. and 1
make two.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 04:50 PM
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8. ce upon a time, there was a worm named Burt.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:02 PM
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9. Tell me more!
:boring:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:28 PM
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12. He loved to burrow. In fact, burrowing was his favorite thing to do.
And his very favorite place to burrow was in Mrs. Heebee's rose garden, which was near the bird bath.

One day, he was enjoying a particularly fantastic burrowing session, when he was abruptly pulled up from the cool moist soil by a robin's sharp beak. "Ahhhhggggghhhh! Please don't eat me!!!" BurtWorm cried.

The robin looked around to see where the noise was coming from. "Spare my life, and I'll return the favor one day!" Burt pleaded

The robin laughed, saying, "What the hell?!? A talking worm!?!" and almost choked on poor Burt, whose back end was beginning to slide down the bird's throat.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:51 PM
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17. Excellent story! Bully! Bully!
Edited on Wed Jun-27-07 06:52 PM by BurtWorm
:applause:






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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:37 PM
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25. Fortunately, Burt knew the Heimlich maneuver...
so he placed his head on the bird's abdomen, and applied sharp thrusts to his diaphragm, which helped the bird dislodge Burt's butt from the back of his throat.

"Well, you saved my life, so I guess I need to spare yours in return," the robin said. Burt smiled, and thanked the bird, promising to always be around in case he ever found himself choking again.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 07:02 AM
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26. Goddess, thy muse Guiness hath served thee well!
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:03 PM
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10. 42
what mire is there to say?
That answers everything.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 05:04 PM
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11. 69, dude!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:37 PM
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14. You Are The One
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you now
You got someone to blame
You say...

One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
One love
We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you
Don't care for it

Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without
Well it's...

Too late
Tonight
To drag the past out into the light
We're one, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
One...

Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it's all I got
We're one
But we're not the same
Well we
Hurt each other
Then we do it again
You say
Love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers
One life
But we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other

One...life

One




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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:41 PM
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15. i don't know but i'm just posting here to try to win the 30,000,000 post prize! n/t
SO 30.000.000
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:53 PM
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18. for the money
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:55 PM
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19. Where's your proof? n/t
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 06:59 PM
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20. You just HAD to go there, right?
:eyes:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 08:05 PM
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21. 42
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 08:52 PM
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22. One.

Are you one, Herbert ?
I am not Herbert.



He's not Herbert ! We reach.
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:26 PM
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23. is the loneliest number
that you'll ever do......

Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one - oh .

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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-27-07 10:32 PM
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24. pill makes you larger
and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
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