Mr. Gray had me check his hair whirl because he's left handed and has interior decorating skills.

I told him a few months ago that he was gay because he got all fussy over the sheet colors I was buying. He didn't flinch, just said that gay people had better taste when it came to decorating, etc. But yesterday, with the news about the sign of "gayness" being perhaps left-handedness and with a counter clockwise hair whirl, I laughed my ass off when he asked me to see which way his hair whirl swirled.

Right now he is at his sister's hanging window blinds and discussing color schemes with her. *snort*
He'd be such a great addition to the gay world. Him with his penchant for bright colors in the bedroom and fancy cooking techniques like adding a dollop of strawberry jam to the top of a bowl of soy yogurt. God, now wonder I am in love with him. A straight man who confessed to me yesterday he always wanted to be a lesbian.

Ok, except for the ones that are really attached to their male anatomy

But maybe those attached to their male anatomy want to be gay with themselves.

And I don't know if you'd really want more details

My first boyfriend told me if he were a lesbian, he'd stay home all day and massage himself.