What would be a show you'd make if you had a cable tv network?

I'd try How Didn't They Make That, or maybe Straight Eye for the Queer Guy. Tired Chefs of America?

Man I could have fun with that one :)

Your reruns would get just as good ratings,cause no one would remember the first time.

...that backwards countdown the day's top stories...Oops it's already been done. :blush:

Reasons to Impeach channel?

A cooking show, but with the focus on the food, not on the personality of the chef.

My first venture the "Nothing, But, Commercials" channel would spin off new networks
almost continuously.

Then there'd be the "Paid Programming Network".
and later... The "Crap Our Kids Want But We Can't Afford Channel".

Then there'd be an entire block of channels dedicated to showing old wildlife
reproductive documentaries. (Especially during sweeps)

There'd be the "Intermission Network".
The "Fireplace Channel".

Oh, the possibilities are ENDLESS! :D

Where we find people (or family/friends of people who bit it) to tell us about their really bad ideas.

Example: Today we tell the story of Ralph. Ralph was a 26 year old Republican who thought if he did
a base jump with no sort of apparatus, that he would be raptured.

It didn't work out.



Next week we meet Todd. Todd had something to SAY. His boss was a lovely man named Ed. Ed was a Democrat.
Todd was jealous of Ed. He hated that Ed talked using big words and thought he was so smart.
Todd just knew he was smarter than Ed! He decided to call out sick to work and make a groovy sign.
He figured it would be fun to poke fun at some Democrats and no one would ever know.




If only he had thought to check for spelling errors....
Now Todd is

I'm a moran!

Unscripted, cruising the streets, writing parking tickets.