From my Myspace blog:

I am selling off my body so I can pay off my student loans...

In the light of a news story about an 18 year old British girl named Carys Copestake who was selling off her virginity to pay the cost of college tuition, I too will be selling myself off. However in my case it will be to pay off my student loans.

Yes, all you women out there, the vaunted Wetzel lovemaking skillz are available to all of you at bargain basement prices!!!!! Contact me and we will make a deal! I won't be undersold!!!! I also will accept all coupons from my competitors.

And above all, I will completely talk a big game and turn into a stuttering idiot before anything would ever come to fruition.

Now, granted you may be thinking Carys probably was pretty hot, and evidently she is, plus she was a virgin, so that probably is worth paying lots of money for.

Now, I may not be winning any beauty contests any time soon, nor do I have virginity to offer (wow, kind of blew that one a long time ago) but I do have lots of student loans to pay. And I will tell you this, nobody will rock your world more than a desperate man who owes the government tens of thousands of dollars.

So yes, the bidding starts at -10 dollars. Let's all try not to fight over me at once or anything.

Cha-ching!!!

(Yeah, this ain't gonna happen)

:shrug:

Unless you make me an offer I can't refuse... :)

So,how many miles you got on these here kidneys,er kidney.

:)

But I have a perfectly good dislocating left pinkie I'd be willing to get rid of....

what's your price?

but my liver probably would be worth even less than that. :)

Raffles are sure money. Auctions are not. :hi:

in an auction, but if I raffle myself off, then it's a sure thing. You are brilliant!!!!! :)

you should cover all the bases. :P

any bases at all. :silly:

Spoken like a marketing genius. :rofl: :spray:

me into more trouble than I could handle. :) I am not too stubborn to cut and run on an impossible mission if I have to. :)

If not, you're lucky.

:)

:silly:

Might not get much but WE WILL!! :P

Where's Ms. Bobbitt when we need her?? :shrug:

The Trials of Lorena Bobbitt

http://www.digitas.harvard.edu/~perspy/old/issues/2000/retro/lorena_bobbitt.html

On January 22, a jury in Manassas, Virginia, acquitted Lorena Bobbitt of malicious wounding.

Last summer, she cut off her husband’s penis after he raped her ...

LOP IT OFF ALREADY!!!!

Disclaimer: I think this toad is so fucked in the head BUT I will not slander him.
I'll reserve my energy to 'healing'. :P

:rofl:

What a wimp.


:rofl:


:wtf:

AOL-IM -- "billthebutcher"

You're actually using the name, BILL THE BUTCHER??????

:wtf:


America wants to know??

Should you be locked up?? :shrug:

Cold Shot- Stevie Ray Vaughan

:cry: And you are HOW old??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tuUOwp-jE

Who would've guessed I LOST MY PRINCE...IN THE DRAPES!! :P

:rofl:

Once was a sweet thang baby....held out her loving in our hands
Now I reach to kiss your lips....the touch don't mean a thing
And thats a cold shot baby....yeah thats a drag
A cold shot baby....i let our love go bad

Remember the way that you loved me....do anything I said
Now I see you out somewhere....you wont give me the time of day
And thats a cold shot darling ....yeah thats a drag
And thats a cold shot baby....we let our love go bad

I really meant I was sorry....for ever causing you pain
You showed your appreciation....by walking out anyway
And thats a cold shot baby....yeah thats a drag
And thats a cold shot baby...we let our love go bad

So sad....too bad....so sad
Don't let our true love run cold bab's

JUST SO GOOD!!! :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tuUOwp-jE

Stevie Ray Vaughan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tuUOwp-jE

:puke:


COLD SHOT -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tuUOwp-jE

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Mke money. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tuUOwp-jE

I gave you a solid warning.... AND ...Stop Asking Me Questions!!

And you haven't even made a bid yet. :)

For, um, 'recreational purposes'?

You're assuming only ladies will drool over you. Could be a painful mistake.

No I don't roll that way...

Not that there's anything wrong with it.... :)

Plus, men are just a bunch of dogs who only want one thing!!!:P