She's gonna get knee-walkin', nose-pickin', Marine-crawlin' DRUNK!

trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:03 PM
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She's gonna get knee-walkin', nose-pickin', Marine-crawlin' DRUNK!

Miz t. just had her SECOND gin 'n tonic BEFORE 5 o'clock!
She NEVER drinks before 5.
It's a hard and fast rule with her.
Like not wearing white shoes after Labor day.

What's got into the woman!?
She's a mother AND a grandmother.
Twice over!

She's in her 60s, fer cryin' out loud.

For some unfathomable reason she has kicked over the traces.
I think she is going to hell.
In a handbasket.
And you can quote me.

I. Am. Flabbergasted.
:-)

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Drum

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:04 PM
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1. I'd recommend

putting on some music. :party:

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trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:05 PM
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2. Something soft and slow?

oh
shit

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opiate69

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:17 PM
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5. Yep yep...

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trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:29 PM
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9. Sorry. We're the Sinatra/Jackie Gleason "Music for Lovers" gen.

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trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:15 PM
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3. No one else seems to recognize the gravity of the situation.

This is HUGH!!1!!

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DS1

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:16 PM
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4. I do

Marine-Crawlin back to the tank school barracks was almost a pilgrimage for every student

:D

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trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:19 PM
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6. You KNOW about that!

It was also an old squadron saying.

"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Why don't we just go out and get knee-walkin', nose-pickin', Marine-crawlin' drunk? And then find some wimmen."

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DS1

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:25 PM
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7. Sometimes we did it as a team

:scared:

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trof

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:27 PM
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8. Just leaving to have dinner & drinks with a former tanker.

Viet Nam.
Gotta ask about that.

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havocmom

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Sun Jul-08-07 05:39 PM
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10. I do. I had THREE bloody marys on July 4th

and those were after a glass of bubbly!

Generally, it takes me a decade to get through 3 bloody marys. And I just might head into the tomato juice again any minute now. :P

Might be a menopause thing?

OR....

Finally reached point where she noticed the kids were raised and she doesn't have to be a good influence anymore? (That's what I told my grown daughter when she demanded to know what the hell I was doin eating m&ms for dinner.)

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