DU Late Night...Confessions

Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:07 PM Original message

DU Late Night...Confessions

(smooth bass voice)" From atop some building off Times Square, this is DU Late Night Confffffessssions. Every feel like openning that...special, little place...that place nobody knows about...that place where you keep all your secrets?...well, give Dr. Itasca a call and confess...it's just the two of us...nobody else will know...just...our...little...secret...;) :smoke: the lines are open...and you're on the air...

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:11 PM Response to Original message

1. one time, at band camp,

I killed a feller just to watch him die.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:15 PM Response to Reply #1

2. Al gore is...

A REP. Now that beach front that I want sale off in OK. is going cheap!

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:20 PM Response to Reply #2

7. No shame in that my child...

:evilgrin:

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:22 PM Response to Reply #1

9. Did you stick your

sax up his ass?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:25 PM Response to Reply #1

73. I thought that was in Reno?

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:15 PM Response to Original message

3. A serious flaw in my knowledge base....

I don't know how to swim.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:16 PM Response to Reply #3

4. Me too...

WATER scares the H-E-double hocky sticks out of me!

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:20 PM Response to Reply #4

6. Really you two?

I used to teach swimming as well as being a lifeguard. :-)

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:21 PM Response to Reply #6

8. This is what it's all about my children...

Gittin' people together...on Conffffessions...

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:23 PM Response to Reply #6

10. A lifeguard

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:26 PM Response to Reply #10

13. LOL!!! I know how to toss that ring!!

I used to have quite the tan back then, too. :D

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:29 PM Response to Reply #13

17. Like you weren't enough

of a doll already, you have to go and plant lifeguard phantasies in my head.

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:31 PM Response to Reply #17

22. Hmmm...then I will have the companion dreams of...

...a lovely damsel in distress. :7

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:32 PM Response to Reply #13

24. Ahhhhhh, yes

That's what I'm talkin' about...share the memories...on Confessssionnnsssssss...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:23 PM Response to Reply #6

11. I HATE water!!!

I can take showers and shallow baths but thats it! Water is scarey! If God wanted me in it he would have gave me gills!

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:25 PM Response to Reply #11

12. It's just WATER, my sweet

it's not TNT.

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:26 PM Response to Reply #12

14. Exactly...

...I always started lessons in water the student could stand in.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:29 PM Response to Reply #14

16. So you would...

start me at an inch huh?

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:30 PM Response to Reply #16

20. lol...er...if you can find a pool that shallow...

Although, swimming might be a little tough. I think the shallowest pool I ever taught in was 2'4".

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:34 PM Response to Reply #20

27. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Too deep! Too Deep! I'll stay here!

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:36 PM Response to Reply #27

29. I'd be right there...nothing will happen - promise.

I've never lost a student yet! :D

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:39 PM Response to Reply #29

32. Thats what my Dad said...

Before I ended up caughing half the river out of my lungs!

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:42 PM Response to Reply #32

34. Well, no offense to dad, but...

I'm a formerly trained semi-professional! :D

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:44 PM Response to Reply #34

35. And a Boy Scout.

I mean...if you can't trust a Boy Scout... :shrug:

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:46 PM Response to Reply #35

38. It was they who trained me!

I taught nervous 11 year-old boys how to swim...if I can teach them, I can teach anyone! :D

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:47 PM Response to Reply #34

40. He was a...

Navy Seal!!!!!! And looked what happend! No thanks! I'll just stay here in this tree.

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:49 PM Response to Reply #40

43. Seriously...I can teach anyone to swim...

One step at a time. :-) First, get in the water...floating...then swimming...it takes time, but it can be done.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:51 PM Response to Reply #43

44. As long as swiming...

means getting into water, its not for me.

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:52 PM Response to Reply #44

45. Sigh...

...that just means one less person in the crowd at the lake/beach/river. :P

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:37 PM Response to Reply #27

30. No fear...no fear

the lady like it swallow, we're going to keep it swallow

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:26 PM Response to Reply #6

74. We could team teach

As long as I get to hold them while they practice flutter kick :D

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:28 PM Response to Reply #74

75. I believe your other potential student

has stated categorically she will not go near the water. You may have to confine yourself to applying tanning oil to her on the safety of the shore.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:39 PM Response to Reply #75

88. Okay, I could handle that

Sunny side up

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:26 AM Response to Reply #88

113. would you still do it if...

I wanted to suntan in the nude?

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:31 PM Response to Reply #74

81. where have you been?

There's alot of fun lower down on this post and your not there!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:40 PM Response to Reply #81

89. I'm too young to see that!

Or too old to handle it - one of the two.....

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:17 PM Response to Reply #3

5. It's incredibly easy

You just pucker your legs, and blow. ;-)

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MaryBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:28 PM Response to Original message

15. I sleep with my dog.

My mother would be shocked.

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:30 PM Response to Reply #15

18. I sleep with my dog too. How can you not with those adorable little

fuzzy, Sheltie faces. :)

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:32 PM Response to Reply #18

23. mine snores too loud

when she's on the bed. On the floor, the snoring can be mostly masked by the air cleaner white noise. But on a soft surface like the bed, there's no taming the violent rumble this dog emits. It shakes the walls.

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:33 PM Response to Reply #23

26. Mine does more of a groany, sighing thing...

It is very funny. She sounds like a little old lady when she rolls over.

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:30 PM Response to Reply #15

19. No judgement here my pretty one

We're all just hangin' on...Confessssionnnnns.

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ornotna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:46 PM Response to Reply #19

37. In one of the introduction posts

Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 10:47 PM by notawol Skittles said "I want to kick your ass" (not to me personally). But when I read that I got all "tingly" down there. Am I normal? crap- one of these days I'll get it right

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:47 PM Response to Reply #37

41. Perfectly

That's what's know as a "Welcome to DU" come on.

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:31 PM Response to Reply #15

21. Dogs are fine companions

and excellent foot warmers. :hi:

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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:33 PM Response to Original message

25. I am unusually repulsed by two things

1) the inside of a pomegranate. 2) spore sacs on the back of a fern.

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:35 PM Original message

I know it took a lot

for you to share that...but that's the MO on...Confessions!

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:37 PM Response to Reply #25

31. Pomegranate juice= grossness

looks like blood with the same consistency...:puke:

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Lizz612 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:35 PM Response to Original message

28. Right now I'm

Listening to the Clash WAY too loud for my own good. Nite.

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cherryperry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:42 PM Response to Original message

33. Well, Dr., I really need to get this said,

I feel really horny tonight and I like it doggy style. Oh, I am so ashamed :spank: :hi:

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:44 PM Response to Reply #33

36. No shame here my randy caller

We're all about the LOVE on...Confessions...who can help them out? Anybody?

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:47 PM Response to Reply #33

39. DU really needs

a way to find out how many people are rushing to check out your profile after you say something like that. Looks like you live too far from me... ;-)

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cherryperry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:48 PM Response to Reply #39

42. Damn! n/t

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:54 PM Response to Reply #33

46. Hear I'm thinking...

that I was the only naughty she-Dem! ( at least one to voice it so loud! hehe!)

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:55 PM Response to Reply #46

48. You can tell the Doctor anything

on Confessions...:evilgrin:

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:58 PM Response to Reply #48

50. With the stuff I say...

about this topic mose needs to be PMed! hehe:evilgrin:

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:59 PM Response to Reply #50

51. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:smoke:

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:03 PM Response to Reply #50

54. Well, I guess that explains where Forrest disappeared to...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:05 PM Response to Reply #54

56. Don't look at me!

I haven't heard from him since this morning!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:30 PM Response to Reply #56

78. I'm like that

I leave 'em to wake up alone....with just the scent of whipped cream and hummus to remind them of the night's passion. What a cad.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:58 PM Response to Reply #78

102. you are soooo bad

Lady Freedom will have to spank you! :spank:

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:06 PM Response to Reply #54

59. Forrest is no doubt busy

making the sound of one hand clapping, after his heavy keyboard petting session last night.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:09 PM Response to Reply #59

62. are we saying That...

I might be to blame for him not being on!O8)

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:12 PM Response to Reply #62

66. "Forrest! Are you jacking on in there?!?"

Nobody here would hold it against you if you caused Forrest a little torment. Except me. If you lived any closer to me, I'd be very happy to hold it against you. :evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:32 PM Response to Reply #66

82. Jeez, do you people ALWAYS act like this when I turn my back?

You'd think I'd developed some kind of bad reputation, or something....

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:34 PM Response to Reply #82

85. It's true.

Forrest Gump is a tart.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:37 PM Response to Reply #85

87. GOOD!

:evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:42 PM Response to Reply #87

92. Not just good, but

oooooo....wouldn't you like to know.... :D

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:42 PM Response to Reply #85

91. yeah, but I'm a

pop tart. In and out in a minute and filled with nutritional goodness. Well, maybe a bit longer than a minute. Actually, forget I said anything...... (you know, like usual) :P

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:46 PM Response to Reply #91

96. I hope your ...

in way longer than a minute!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:31 PM Response to Reply #59

80. Broke my keyboard, dammit

And, of course, my expansion slot is screwed.....

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:41 PM Response to Reply #80

90. Glad I was soooo...

good for you!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:29 PM Response to Reply #54

76. Hey!

I had an emergency call - several of the Swedish bikini team spontaneously demanded that they be the mothers of my...... oh......who'm I kidding....sadly, this is not true.... :-(

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:33 PM Response to Reply #76

83. I'm sorry, Forrest.

Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 11:43 PM by SOteric I'm sure your visualisation of the Swedish Bikini team will put you on the top of their list should an actual emergency arise. One that involves Alan Ladd and a classic western movie, perhaps. :evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:44 PM Response to Reply #83

93. Put that Guns of Diabolical grin away!

I'm still waiting for me to call them, though. Maybe they lost the used Kleenex that I sent them the number on.....

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:49 PM Response to Reply #93

98. Maybe they're occupied with important work.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:34 PM Response to Reply #76

84. Whew!

For a minute I though I had a rival!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:45 PM Response to Reply #84

94. Really? You thought you'd already 'arrived'?

But I didn't even twiddle anything yet! Damn, I'm almost terrifyingly good....

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:48 PM Original message

Prrrrrrrrrrrr

I can be soooo horny!

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MaryBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:55 PM Response to Reply #33

47. Does that mean you sleep with your dog, too, cherryperry,

Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 10:57 PM by GrandmaBear or, er, what does that mean? Could you tell us more about that?

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 10:57 PM Response to Reply #47

49. Yes...open up

let your words be our guide my troubled on...

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cherryperry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:02 PM Response to Reply #49

53. I'm not troubled, I'm just

horney and I'm ready to open up, darlin'!

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:04 PM Response to Reply #53

55. I feel for you!

It is horried to be on fire and there's no fireman!

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:05 PM Response to Reply #55

57. Gee, um, uh...

would ya' settle for a waterboy? ;-)

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:07 PM Response to Reply #57

60. are you a good water boy?

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:08 PM Response to Reply #60

61. I'm a Bad Waterman

Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 11:09 PM by Itascapark Very...very...bad O8) Now bad...I mean BACK to the show.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:11 PM Response to Reply #61

64. Oh?

do you need a spanking?O8) If so I'm really good at it!

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:13 PM Response to Reply #64

67. Hummmmmmm

The Doctor is tempted....

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:49 PM Response to Reply #67

99. how...

tempted are you!

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:56 PM Response to Reply #99

100. The Doctor is ALWAYS tempted

to satisfy...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:01 AM Response to Reply #100

105. Mmmmmmmm

think you can satisfy me? I have a healthy hunger!

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:02 AM Response to Reply #105

106. Let's find out...shall we

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:10 PM Response to Reply #60

63. as opposed to

a malevolent waterboy? The mind boggles at precisely what that might mean...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:12 PM Response to Reply #63

65. Would you...

do what ever I want?

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:14 PM Response to Reply #65

68. That depends on what exactly you want

and whether my insurance covers acts of OH MY GOD!!!

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:21 PM Response to Reply #68

70. Look in..

your inbox sweetheart!:evilgrin:

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Itascapark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:06 PM Response to Reply #53

58. For God's sake woman...

It's early out there...surely an attactive woman, such as yourself, might be able to satisfy her desire...

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cherryperry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:01 PM Response to Reply #47

52. GrandmaBear, you're joshing me, right?

I don't think I'd better explain doggy style to anyone who doesn't know what it is, with all due respect! ahem

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:15 PM Response to Reply #52

69. Not to worry.

GrandmaBear is pretty hip.

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MaryBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 01:24 AM Response to Reply #52

126. Would I josh you?

Looks like you'll have to take things in hand, cherryperry.

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:23 PM Response to Original message

71. umm...my confession

is that i'm too afraid to confess something...

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:25 PM Response to Reply #71

72. Fear is the mind-killer, leftist reb,

just close your eyes and go for it.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:30 PM Response to Reply #72

77. yeah, it's like

diving into unknown waters, right Esso? :P

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:36 PM Response to Reply #77

86. Sure thing EssBee.

I'm not the one that's terrified of the water, of course. But if I were, it would be just like that.

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:05 AM Response to Reply #72

107. well...I'm not afraid to confess this...

Edited on Mon Aug-04-03 12:06 AM by leftist_rebel1569 but I LOVE DONUTS! :donut: :donut: :donut: edit: I'm in DESPERATE NEED OF SLEEP also...(I can't even spell my fave word! Donut...Donut...Donut)

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cherryperry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:45 PM Response to Reply #71

95. I love Wellstone, too, and always will!

so I looked up your profile and found that you live in MN...what incredible memories you must have! I was going to offer that I feed you donuts, one piece at a time, (if you get my drift), but then became morose about Wellstone's untimely demise. I am ready to say G'night now. May whatever/whomever you have faith in bless you...g'night!

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:00 AM Response to Reply #95

104. aww...thanks. I'm flattered,

Edited on Mon Aug-04-03 12:32 AM by leftist_rebel1569 honestly, but you might find me a bit too...young for your likings... Edit: Okay...this thread's even turnin me on! :spank: Edit (Again...I have no life, sue me): yup.

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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:30 PM Response to Original message

79. I'm Batman

.

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:48 PM Response to Original message

97. My confession:

Threads like these make it difficult to be a happily married man! Whew! Lady Freedom, you are BAD! :spank:

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:56 PM Response to Reply #97

101. Thank you!

I willing to give advice to her! I love shareing ways to make men happy!

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sun Aug-03-03 11:59 PM Response to Reply #101

103. Oh, my wife keeps me happy, you bet.

:evilgrin: She's astonishing sometimes. Still, these threads ARE steamy!

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:06 AM Response to Reply #103

108. If you think this is hot...

ask some of the guys how have talk to me by PM!

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:08 AM Response to Reply #108

109. Oh Lady, I shouldn't.

I'm sure it violates my vows somehow!

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:12 AM Response to Reply #109

110. Thats why...

My middle name is satan!:evilgrin:

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:19 AM Response to Reply #110

111. Lady Satan.

That should have been your user name. ;-)

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:23 AM Response to Reply #111

112. but that...

would have gave me away! hehe! But if you ever want to talk dirty, just PM me. I'll show you how to really use a keyboard!

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:26 AM Response to Reply #112

114. Oh mercy!

That does it! I gotta say 'good-night'. I'm taking my wife to bed. 'Night! ;-)

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:31 AM Response to Reply #114

116. Have Fun!!!!

I know what their goin to do! muhaaaaaaa!:evilgrin:

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:36 AM Response to Reply #116

119. You'd better believe it, Lady Satan!

Gotta wait, though. She's watching "Gay Eye for the Sraight Guy" or whatever it's called.

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:44 AM Response to Reply #119

121. If...

you want a little fun, you know where to go.

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:45 AM Response to Reply #121

122. You are EVIL.

I love it!

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:56 AM Response to Reply #122

123. Thank you!

I do try! Like when I give a guy a blowjob, I keep at it till he's happy!

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:30 AM Response to Reply #112

115. umm....question?

I shouldn't be asking this, but since everything's been thrown to the wind...here goes would you talk dirty to a 15-year old (such as...myself?) (NOT....IMPLYING....ANYTHING....honest! :P)

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:33 AM Response to Reply #115

117. sorry only 18 and above!

See if you didn't tell me you could have had some fun! hehe!

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:36 AM Response to Reply #117

118. oh, you can tell,

I look like i'm only 16 or 17... But...i'm cute, I guess...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:37 AM Response to Reply #118

120. well then...

Edited on Mon Aug-04-03 12:39 AM by Lady Freedom if you over 18 just PM me!:evilsmile: That goes for all you cute guys!

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leftist_rebel1569 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 12:59 AM Response to Reply #120

124. (sigh)

stupid laws! (taps foot)...must...age...faster...

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 01:13 AM Response to Original message

125. why can I not find posts#125 &126?

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 01:25 AM Response to Reply #125

127. never mind! wrong post!

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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Aug-04-03 01:30 AM Response to Original message

128. please continue discussion here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=67384&mesg_id=67384

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