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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:34 PM
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K-FED'S GONNA BE A DAD AGAIN
June 13, 2007 -- KEVIN Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this - but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She's into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know. Star magazine is saying she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Ugh. Oy. Eee-yewww. Kevin the Insect.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06132007/gossip/cindy/k_feds_gonna_be_a_dad_again_cindy_cindy_adams.htm
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:34 PM
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1. He just needs to keep his pants zipped.
:yoiks:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:39 PM
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2. I heard that was not true ...
but you never know!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:43 PM
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3. you mean k-fed supplied his sperm again, right?
it will be years before we know if he is a successful father or not...
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:48 PM
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4. Somebody souse him up and
give him a V-job.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:49 PM
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5. Zip the pants and staple them shut. Weld them, fuse them, be extra clumsy if need be.
I have far more sympathy for Britney than most people realize...
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:00 PM
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6. "Into her seventh week"?
Okay. Well. I'll reserve judgment until there's some more reliable confirmation.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:01 PM
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7. Does this mean she has to give back her money from
the Ex Wives club?

:rofl:
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:08 PM
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8. geez dude! put a raincoat on that thing!
You wouldn't think that sperm produced by such a moron would be so potent!!!
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:20 PM
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9. Shar, Shar, Shar. Humanity does NOT thank you.
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 10:33 PM by WinkyDink
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:36 PM
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10. Well, he can't do anything else
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:38 PM
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11. F-Ked's gonna be a dick again!
Can someone PLEASE vasectomize this schmuck in his sleep?
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borlis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 11:34 PM
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12. Would someone neuter him already!
He should not be allowed to reproduce! :puke:
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 12:47 PM
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20. BOTH of them need to be spayed and neutered.
Enough with the both of them. :puke:
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 11:44 PM
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13. Uh, he DOES know what causes this, right?
I mean, somebody sat him down and gave him the Birds, Bees, and STDs lecture when he was just a lad...
Didn't they? :yoiks:

Maybe all his kids ought to wear ID bracelets or something, :think:
because otherwise at this rate, there is going to be a whole damn generation in Hollywood that's gonna have to stay away from each other to avoid inbreeding.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 11:48 PM
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14. Why do you want them to discontinue a seemingly Federline family tradition?
...otherwise at this rate, there is going to be a whole damn generation in Hollywood that's gonna have to stay away from each other to avoid inbreeding"
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 11:55 PM
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15. How many people playing banjos do we REALLY need?
Honestly now...
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 07:52 AM
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16. Forget circumcision!
He needs to be neutered!

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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 12:50 PM
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21. I second that! nt
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 08:33 AM
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17. I thought this was tooooootally debunked.
Right? RIGHT???
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 12:42 PM
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18. IH8THEGOP'S NOT GONNA CARE AGAIN
:eyes:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-14-07 12:44 PM
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19. there goes the gene pool
right down the drain.
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