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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:15 PM Original message |
Post ways to annoy fellow airplane passengers |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. Uh... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Thanks for kicking the thread |
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borlis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
2. Put your seat back for the entire time. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
3. Read from the Quran in a murmur. |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. Eat really gassy foods the night before an early flight.. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. you shouldn't have played "pull my finger" with him |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:55 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. HAHAHAHAH!! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #5 |
17. The guy next to me on my flight to Florida did that. |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:57 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Oh no!! I wont compain about my 45 min flight now uggh! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 05:50 PM Response to Reply #21 |
47. he smelled kinda off to begin with, |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. Stand in the aisle more than 10 seconds, during boarding, fucking with your carryon |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
7. I soiled myself... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
8. Since you can't smoke anymore, dip snuff. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 05:49 PM Response to Reply #8 |
46. Can't believe nobody liked my 'dip snuff' entry. |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
9. tell 'em |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
10. Get really drunk before getting on the plane... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 11:23 AM Response to Reply #10 |
41. My mom was on a flight that had to return to the gate because a woman had... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
11. Watch the movie Airplane on your laptop. At full volume. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. Sing "I'm in love with Osama" (nt) |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
13. Soil yourself and pretend nothing has happened |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
14. Don't bathe or wear deodorant for a week before flying |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
15. Be really, really intrusive. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. Bring a talkative kid? |
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nosillies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. Watch porn on your laptop. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. Excessive coughing ( fake coughing ) when I'm smoking |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Ok...another one... |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
24. wait until the person besides you starts reading a book or watching a movie on their laptop |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
25. Cough a lot and curse doctors who don't know anything about TB |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
26. Ask nearby passengers if you can borrow matches "for my shoes" |
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Alexander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 02:12 PM Response to Reply #26 |
42. That would win you an extra flight |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
27. Whistling. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
28. Puppet show, using backs of the row in front of you for the stage |
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janx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 08:48 PM Response to Reply #28 |
52. Did this just pop into your head, or have you seen or heard |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
29. Incessant chatter at you. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
30. Since I'm too lazy to look at all 29 responses, I'll say 'fart' or 'pass gas'. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:25 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Fart jokes are always hilarious |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:47 PM Response to Reply #31 |
36. Just get that "fart putty" stuff and play with it. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
32. Sweat profusely, while taking up the entire armrest. |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
33. Hail the attendants every few minutes; keep every airplane employee hopping. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
34. Take your shoes and socks off and play with your toes. |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:46 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Better yet, leave your upchuck in the bag in the seat-back pocket. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
37. lean over and heave --- something like this -- |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
38. Drum on folding trays, armrests, seat backs. |
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seaglass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 05:51 AM Response to Original message |
39. Clip your nails and let the pieces fly. Yes, I did have a guy |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 04:39 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Toenails? |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
40. Don't forget to wear a tank top if you're a large sweaty guy |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
44. Here ya go: |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. "Scooby Doo is not on this plane!" |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
48. If I was a woman - breastfeed my baby |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 07:59 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. breastfeeding yourself while the baby smokes might be more annoying |
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BlueCollar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
49. Check in and identify yourself as a pain in the ass |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
51. Buy two tickets, Board alone, then begin asking passengers if they've seen your child. |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
53. My aunt, Calamity Jane, who discusses nothing but disasters, |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
54. Ask you neighbor to you scope out someone to induct you into the Mile High Club |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. Kick the seat in front of you |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-15-07 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
56. Put your nose against the glass on a window seat |
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