I can be an arrogant douchebag at work now! Wheee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:28 PM
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I can be an arrogant douchebag at work now! Wheee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I returned to the "rectum canker-of-the-universe" job today and pretended to empathize with the 38 newbies--hahahahaha. I am no longer at the bottom of the food chain, just at the bottom of the barrel as far as jobs go. *snort* I suck so bad.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:30 PM
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that's why I love you :loveya:
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:31 PM
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But I still suck at work.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:32 PM
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4. When are you coming home?
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:34 PM
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5. We're trying to find a way. It's a long process when two idiots bounce
idiotic ideas off one another. We're at a stalemate.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:49 PM
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:57 PM
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:58 PM
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So what's the issue btwn y'all? Let me mediate :D
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Mon Jul-16-07 05:44 PM
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15. We're like the Red Sox---idiots.
Lst night we argued over how we argue.
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Mon Jul-16-07 06:39 PM
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Simplify, simplify.... :)
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:32 PM
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3. You are moving up in the world.
You have gone from surly insubordinate to arrogant douchebag. Before you know it you will be a pompous asshole. :yourock:
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:36 PM
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6. I can't wait. I've been in training for years to be pompous.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:38 PM
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7. I can help you in finishing.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:52 PM
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10. I know. Anyone who spells words with an added 'u' is considered pompous in my book
and you are quite good at that.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:48 PM
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8. Whatever it is you do, that doesn't sound like a fun job.
:cry: I hope you're not stuck there for long. I would really, really love to hear that you've escaped to something better.
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Mon Jul-16-07 04:52 PM
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11. 6 weeks and I'm done forever!
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Mon Jul-16-07 05:00 PM
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Mon Jul-16-07 06:02 PM
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16. They moved our office over to the call center.
Now I have all these newbies who don't know me, asking if I am a trainee. If one more asks me that I am going to smack them. I helped start the GD Tech Support department and helped launch the internet services. I just want to say "GO AWAY PEON!"
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Mon Jul-16-07 08:43 PM
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20. Newbies all have the same "I beg you to let me please you before you beat me" kinda look.
I just hope I didn't have the same look last cycle.
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Tue Jul-17-07 10:21 AM
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31. These guys think they are the senior people.
They don't realize or know me. I am 10 years of seniority over them. They think they are being hot stuff, and trying to help the new person. It is annoying.
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Mon Jul-16-07 06:05 PM
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I myself have been named Official Grumpy Motherfucker.
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Mon Jul-16-07 08:42 PM
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:06 PM
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That means a lot coming from a peer.
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:11 PM
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24. I know. We rule as bastids.
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Mon Jul-16-07 08:45 PM
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21. Finally, something you're good at!
:bounce: I KEED! I KEED!... because I love. :loveya:
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:12 PM
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25. Hell...I was planning an early night, and now you show up.
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:18 PM
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27. I'll leave if you want
I be needin' to finish my re-read of the Harry Potter books. :P
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:20 PM
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28. I'm gonna be doing the same thing! ! ! ! !
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:21 PM
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It's starting to get kind of freaky. :o :P
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:33 PM
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30. And others have taken notice.
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Mon Jul-16-07 08:50 PM
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22. At least you're not at the bottom of the cracker barrel.
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Mon Jul-16-07 09:13 PM
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26. No, I'm thrust into the middle of a million crackers here in FL
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