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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 08:23 AM
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Woman Returns Home To Find Dead Burglar
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An Interlachen woman returned home Saturday to find that a woman burglar had broken in and died inside her mobile home, the Putnam County Sheriff's Office reported.

Misty Carner, 29, of Interlachen was found dead on the floor in the master bedroom of a home in the 200 block of Maltas Avenue, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Summer Janine Smith, 34, found Carner face down in a dresser drawer.

Smith called officers while her boyfriend contacted a friend, who is a nurse and who determined that Carner was dead.

Drugs may have played a part in the burglary and Carner's death, said Putnam County Sheriff's Major Keith Riddick.

Relatives and others who knew Carner said she had been abusing cocaine, he said.

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20070717/LOCAL/707170318/1078/rss
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 09:56 AM
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1. If I found a dead burglar in my home...
my guess would be

The cat

In the dining room

With the revolver
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 09:58 AM
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2. Misty and Summer and a trailer
Shocking
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:03 AM
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4. I think Summer needs to do laundry more often...
Just saying.

:hi: BNL!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:07 AM
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6. Hi you!
:hi:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:12 AM
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7. Either that or Summer has a fatal fashion sense...
:shrug:



How's the kitten?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:01 AM
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3. Usually, it's a guy they find dead with their face in the underwear drawer...
Isn't that right, matcom?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:03 AM
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5. Ah-ha, looks like she found our drawer 'o scorpions all right.
Looks like she went straight to it. It's the darndest thing.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 11:03 AM
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8. Now when your skid marks kill people.
It is time to look at how you are wiping.
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Dr_Funkenstein Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:09 PM
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9. Tax Payers - 1 : Criminals - 0
Ya gotta admit...it's a bit humorous, and the savings...oh the savings!

<I know...if there is a hell, I'm going>
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:29 PM
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10. Someone Tried to Burglarize A Mobile Home?
Wow. Just wow.
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Dr_Funkenstein Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 02:02 PM
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11. Damned Classism...
LOL :rofl:
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