What obscure Monty Python reference should I post

and then watch it sink like a dead parrot camel herring lobster thermidor aux crevettes in a mornay sauce garnished in truffle pate, brandy, with a fried egg on top and Spam cheese shop?

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TWICE!

And a BIG welcome to DU. :hi:

How about Bicycle Repairman? :hi:

:P

You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

I don't understand your banter. :shrug:

:)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

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Thanks.:)

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If only the CIA were using their chief weapon: surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to *.... their *four*...no... *Amongst* their weapons.... Amongst their weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

I'll start that one all over again.

at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8 at the end of it....

...manuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table!
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel!

There's nothing Nietche couldn't teachya 'bout the raising of the wrist...
Socrates himself was permanently pissed....

John Stuart Mill (of his own free will) on half-a-pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away; half-a-crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram,
and Rene DesCartes was a drunken fart; "I drink, therefore I am!"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed...
a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
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— ze head, ze tsorax and ze abdomen.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=utHmeN31RT0
kicking over the cremated ashes of Graham Chapman

Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.

Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.

but fair.

When I was in college, after the bars closed down we used to go and eat at a local taco place. We had to give our names and my friend always gave the name "Dinsdale". I saw my friend last year, and he told me he still gives his name as Dinsdale! (We graduated from college 22 years ago!)

Two of my favorite Python lines aren't really that funny and certainly not among their classics: "I take its number" and "They're very good scissors." Dunno why, but those just land on a very sensitive humor synapse.

And now it's time for the late-night flim.



THE PANTOMIME HORSE IS A SECRET AGENT FILM

that become dirty.

:D

the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.

I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line.

Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all ...

I make joke.

The fun we have.

It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, I will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3 in D minor, Op. 30.'

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I'm terribly sorry but I was sitting in front of my computer over here, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my Monty Python booklet had been stolen and every script taken from it.

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a blowjob?"

"Excuse me?"

"Ahh, the Adventure Tour."

Then have them push you out so you land on a bale of hay outside Basingstoke, then take the bus.

Ummm, is there someone else up there we can talk to?

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I got promoted. Let's go.

What...is your name?

What...is your quest?

What...is your favorite color?

Right, off you go.

finest in the district

what leads you to that conclusion?

well it's so clean, sir.

well it's certainly uncontaminated by CHEESE!

Took me like an hour to make it the other day, and when I posted it it got zero responses. :(

I'm raisin' polecats for peace.

:patriot:

And you're so very very large.

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into the school cormorant. Now, some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So, from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!

Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning.

(Cut to close picture of a person in Bermuda shorts. Superimposed arrow pointing to top of groin.)

Voice Over: Number seven. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.