Scientists declare Kelly Brook is the perfect woman

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2007/07/21/miss-perfect-89520-19489475/


THE HAIR

Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.

THE FACE

Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high oestrogen levels." Kelly ticks all the boxes.

THE BOOBS

Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost. But there are plenty of women who would kill for such curves...or at least pay a plastic surgeon to get them. One, Lisa Sacks says many of her clients beg her for boobs just like Kelly's.

THE WAIST

"Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland. There's no doubt, Kelly really shapes up in this area.

THE HIPS

Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 - her exact measurements. And no fellas, we don't know how you can get a job in the lucky depar tment where they carry out such studies.

THE LEGS

At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful. These guys clearly know their stuff.


Now make this thread useful and post pictures

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pshaw
noone talked to me....


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lost

Really.

ANY man who declares a woman "perfect" based 100% on looks is sad and pathetic. She may LOOK perfect in that person's eyes... but in my opinion, a perfect woman is loving, caring, empathetic, intelligent, strong, confident, dignified and funny. I sense a great deal of all of those things in you in ADDITION to your stunning beauty as demonstrated in your posts and photo threads here.

You're far closer to perfect than KB any day.

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Matcom has them ALL "right-clicked and saved". :eyes:

It's K-E-L-L-Y L-E-B-R-O-C-K.

but seeing as how I just watched "Weird Science" last week, I guess I'm still under the Spell of LeBrock.

No, really.

Seems way too big.

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is this the punchline of the joke? there isn't one? :shrug:


on edit if this is the punchline that there isn't one, i disagree

i dunno about your measurements and description either :shrug:

On third edit (which was actually 2nd edit but this is 3rd edit :silly: i can't count anymore ;) )

i think you just have a bad link

but i dunno about ms. brook, she's pretty, but the perfect woman? meh, to each their own. ;)

Absolute bullshit. The "perfect" woman? Piffle!

So, I guess I should go crawl in a cave, and not tarnish the world with my less-than-perfect self. :eyes:

you are just right! ;)

:hi:

Thank you! :hi:

I remember a few years back, a video game boasted that when the women in their video game ran or moved, the boobs jiggled/moved according to "authentic breast physics" - and I knew I was in the wrong line of work!

package all that stunning. She just looks like a generic attractive brunette to me - nothing special. To each his own, I guess.

Responded to wrong post. :blush:

She's nothing special.

:eyes:

Too bad there aren't any perfect men out there. :eyes:

Your link didn't work.

That being said--as someone who appreciates the female physique, I disagree completely.

Kelly Brock is not my idea of perfect. My idea of perfect would require several sizes larger in the waist/hips, and shorter legs. Also, I prefer women with darker hair and thicker eyebrows.

That's just my $0.02 worth. :)

Edit: Image taken out

Why would you post a picture like that?!?

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Gomen nasai! (I'm sorry!)

but never ever hotlink images from this site again. The webmaster there has its own 'humor.'

...unless it's a real mainstream website. That's a rotten thing to have happen.

Pic will soon be gone. ;)

Happy now?



(I hope this is an ok pic)

Edit 1: Pic installed.

All I see is a red X, but that's an improvement on the last one! :yoiks:

You probably still saw the lolcat pic, didn't you?

link doesn't work. methinks you be joshin'

however......



*drool*

Can I watch?

In rather unpleasant locations, too. :o

If you're not a size 2 with big tits... you may as well kill yourself right now.

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covered in GLITTER you may as well kill yourself now

of each other. Looks alone don't cut the mustard.

Meh, she's okay looking. Not quite my cup 'o tea.

Almost everybody hits these biological markers as they are pretty much just markers of health. If you grow up with proper access to food and health care you're essentially perfect.

Surprise men like human women :eyes: