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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 12:53 PM Original message |
How do you tell someone that their child is not attractive? |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Throw that slab of meat on the grill. Wait, my bad, that's a kid." |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
2. How long you been beating him with the ugly stick? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
3. "oh, my, what a SPECIAL child." |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
4. Offer to loan a pillow so they can try again |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. "do you have the corrective surgury scheduled yet?" |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Cold....and I feel so bad for laughing. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Holy shit! That ain't contagious, is it? nt |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Jesus! Look at that ugly little bastard!" |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. Blast the sirens and screams that accompanied Yukk! taking off his doghouse? |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Figured out who the baby daddy is yet?" |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. wow your child is so ugly even the tide wouldn't take it out. |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal." |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:48 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. this made me giggle |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. "My, your child looks...interesting." |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. My first response to this was 'You don't' but now I realize you WANT to be |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Didja see the kid on that nose?" |
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Ms_Dem_Meanor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Oh, bless his/her heart." |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
18. "Damn! You must have one ugly mailman!" |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
19. Wow that baby is so ugly, |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
20. "Did you take him out before he was done?" |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
21. OMG, I have to post in this thread to check back later. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:50 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. you can bookmark threads also |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
22. Aww ... He looks just like a cross between Joe Lieberman and Phil Gramm! nt |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
23. You Don't |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
24. So, I see your kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
25. "Did ya keep the receipt?" |
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Ms_Dem_Meanor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-23-07 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. "I take it that you DIDN'T sleep with your boss." n/t |
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