Pool cue rams its ways into drunk man's friend's anus and leaves behind 12" of itself

Deja Q

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Mon Jul-23-07 09:07 PM
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Pool cue rams its ways into drunk man's friend's anus and leaves behind 12" of itself

Edited on Mon Jul-23-07 09:08 PM by HypnoToad

Doesn't that sound like a more interesting article? :shrug:

Sorry Matcom, I got bored.

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Mojambo

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Tue Jul-24-07 03:24 AM
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1. "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

From "The Fusilli Jerry"

KRAMER: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Tue Jul-24-07 07:21 AM
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4. "He stopped short? That's my move!"

:rofl:

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meegbear

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Tue Jul-24-07 07:03 AM
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2. 12.2" actually

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matcom

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Tue Jul-24-07 07:06 AM
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3. I want to know if he put a little english on it

:rofl:

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triguy46

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Tue Jul-24-07 08:15 AM
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5. This thread means so much more now that the metric measurement has been coverted to inches.

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