Fill in the blank: Jesus saves____________.

dryer lint

Old joke.

oh wait...

especially if they are republikan

,

:shrug:

well if they were still around he would :P

I was going to say Phil Kessel!

Propagandhi Lyrics

"Propagandhi Resisting Tyrannical Government lyrics"

why don't we all strap bombs to our chests and ride our bikes to the next g-7 picnic? it seems easier with every clock tick. but whose will would that represent? mine? yours? the rank-and-file's? or better yet: the government's? but i don't want to catalyze or synthesize the second final solution. i don't want to be the steve smith of the revolution. do you see the analogy? we're the oilers. the world bank- the flames! and just 2 minutes remain in the 7th game of the best of 7 series! yeah, jesus saves! gretzky scores! the workers slave. the rich get more. one wrong move and we risk the cup. so play the man, not the puck. why don't we plant a mechanic virus and erase the memory of the machines that maintain this capitalist dynasty? and yes, i recognize the irony that the very system i oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. but that's exactly why priviledged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream- until everyone has everything they nee

Pardon my esoterica.

Reminds me of a true story from late 70's. Earl Weaver had just finished one of his profanity laced tirades at his Orioles. Born-again OF Pat Kelly walked up to his manager and asked "Earl, wouldn't you like to walk with Jesus?" Weaver snapped "No, I'd rather walk with the bases loaded."

:rofl:

or something like that, it's a joke about hockey. :shrug:

((I am a Christian Universalist))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksf6I10qKGU

"Jesus was a talker
Out of place New Yorker
Hung out on the boulevard
Sellin' nickel candies
Saving all his quarters
Bought himself a cheap guitar
Started playing' bars
The kids came in their cars
You'd hear them shouting at the stage



Jesus saves
Jesus saves

Jesus started changin'
Things got really strange
He saw his tee shirts everywhere
Started missing shows
The band came down to blows
But Jesus He no longer cared

Things got out of hand
And so he quit the band
But still the critics they would rave

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her him cut through the night
On your late night radio waves

So the dice were cast
Today became the past
And Jesus He just disappeared
Headed for New York
Or so his label thought
And there he gave away the years

Last seen drinking wine
Beneath a flashing sign
Promising salvation to strays

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her Him cut through the night
On your late night radio waves"

and redeems them for valuable prizes!