Does Your Praise Band Need Help?
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:20 PM
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Does Your Praise Band Need Help?
:wtf: I keep getting shit in my bulk (aka junk) mail from "Christian Media Updates" does my praise band need help? someone want to field this one, i don't even know what a "praise band" is i mean maybe it is the obvious :shrug: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:27 PM
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is a...well...it's a sexual thing. That's all I can say. No sex threads. :rofl: :popcorn:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:29 PM
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3. I was pretty sure it was a sex thing
and we all know that sex threads are not allowed on DU so that begs the question, why did I post about a praise band if it is sexual? :shrug: I guess it seemed like nekkid twister just wasn't juicy enough :evilgrin:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:31 PM
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6. Oh the places I could go with this...
"like nekkid twister just wasn't juicy enough" The possibilities philboy, the possibilities...O8) :evilgrin:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:33 PM
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:spray: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:34 PM
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but no sex threads. O8) I am polishing my halo...
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:36 PM
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:o O8) O8) O8) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:38 PM
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don't diminish my piety O8) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:42 PM
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16. it is hard to diminish nothingness
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hide:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:46 PM
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when his "praise band" is too tight and he can't find the bolt cutters. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:48 PM
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21. I keep my praise band a few notches
loose so it doesn't have to be cut, i hate bolt cutters around my praise band :P
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:51 PM
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too loose, it does not do the job that my spiritual leader intended it to do. A tight praise band is a pious praise band. O8)
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:52 PM
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27. piety isn't helpful in a pinch
i mean it actually is pretty bad in a pinch :P
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:55 PM
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in fact, most people are pious in a pinch. Why do you think they scream...OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, SOMEONE GET THIS GODDAMN THING OFF ME!!! O8)
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:59 PM
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32. oh, hmm, well philboy
pious pincher that you are... just hope the praise band doesn't pinch if it is too tight and then we will take you to the ER to have it removed :P
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:01 PM
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this thing needs to be cut off with a propane torch. :-)
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:04 PM
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34. wow, that will be quite a deal
but i can get a propane torch in the er if you need one. :D
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:06 PM
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37. but the problem is...
when you get the torch too close to the object of praise, rather than the praise band itself. This then creates a whole new set of problems. That's why praise bands are so dangerous!
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:07 PM
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38. all you pious types think you can handle your praise bands but philboy...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PRAISE BAND! :P
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:57 PM
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HUH???? not gonna happen... :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lost :hug: only kidding......
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:59 PM
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31. kinda like fish and ice cream...
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:06 PM
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36. jack mackerel neopolitan
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Tue Jul-24-07 07:05 PM
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his idea of piety is an all too tight praise band :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:45 PM
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19. Where do you wrap it around????
or on what?? :shrug: :shrug: lost
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:48 PM
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23. a praise band goes around
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:29 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:30 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:31 PM
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5. I thought you might enjoy that, Edward...
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:34 PM
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i miss yer e coli hurts sig line :(
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:35 PM
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10. Oh you....I will take it under consideration
to bring it back...Only for you. Series. :hug:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:37 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hug:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:38 PM
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13. Praise band? sounds clean enough...
...must be dirty! :rofl: :hi: SPK.
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:39 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:44 PM
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17. Well are you only a banging gong or a clanging symbol?
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:50 PM
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25. not either one really, although
it might rhyme with gong? :shrug: :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:48 PM
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kinda like a rubber band, but not really then Phillboy won't tell us what to do with it.... oh wait Does your band SING??????? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lost
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:49 PM
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well when it is wrapped up too tightly ;) :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:51 PM
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and then throws up? :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 06:54 PM
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it does as a matter of fact, :rofl: although part of the praise is in that :silly:
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