"Masturbating alone" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread to include "masturbating alone".
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"Masturbating alone" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread to include "masturbating alone".
Is there an overweight person masturbating alone in Canada?
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:46 PM
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1. "I am so masturbating alone"
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:47 PM
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3. As opposed to the usual?
Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 02:47 PM by DS1
matcom watching
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:50 PM
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2. Mostly Naked Senior Citizen Seen Sprinting Down Highway Masturbating Alone.
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:59 PM
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:47 PM
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4. I hate maturbating alone.
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:49 PM
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but what are you going to do?
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:48 PM
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5. The woman masturbating alone at the bar is most likely.....?
Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 03:23 PM by Ms_Dem_Meanor
Edit: original was a dupe, sorry.
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:48 PM
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6. must ... not .. . .masturbate alone .....
Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 02:48 PM by Inchworm
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:50 PM
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9. For those who eat veggie - did you also masturbate alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:52 PM
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In Before Masturbating Alone.
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:52 PM
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11. "Why does Wisconsin hate masturbating alone?"
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:52 PM
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12. Rachel Zoe: The gal behind all those super skinny celebs masturbating alone
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:53 PM
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13. "Nude woman masturbating alone at German gas station, leaves in Ferrari"
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:53 PM
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14. Cat Owners: What do you do when people masturbating alone come over?
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:55 PM
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15. Are you nostalgic about masturbating alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:57 PM
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16. *I fooled you DUmmies for six years! I'm masturbating alone*
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:22 PM
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:24 PM
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Did someone out themselves as a FReeper like that? Could you post the link to the original thread? Thanks! :hi:
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:58 PM
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17. Bravo Reality Fans: I'm looking forward to masturbating alone!
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Wed Jul-25-07 02:59 PM
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18. OMG MASTURBATING ALONE!
Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 03:01 PM by Saint Etienne17
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Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 03:26 PM by Saint Etienne17
didnt read Midlo's post; if the second half was in all caps id have recognizd it :P
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:02 PM
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20. Who else here loves masturbating alone?
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21. Any plans for masturbating alone in NYC...I always get invited, but I always miss out... n/t
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:03 PM
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22. Lindsey: "I am masturbating alone, innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine."
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:04 PM
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23. (WOMEN ONLY) The guy sitting all by himself at the bar is most likely masturbating alone
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:06 PM
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24. Are Oasis really masturbating alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:08 PM
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25. My New Masturbating Alone Show
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:13 PM
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27. Bravo Reality Fans: I'm looking forward to
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:19 PM
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28. Okay. Masturbating alone is highly annoying.
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:21 PM
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29. Chipmunks -- what makes them masturbate alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:21 PM
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30. Top Chef fans - who do you think will have to masturbate alone tonight
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:25 PM
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32. Name a song (or album or band) that prominently features masturbating alone.
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:28 PM
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33. I'm masturbating alone. Are you? Lonely night owls, check in here.
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:33 PM
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34. So I may be moving to Northampton MASS-turbating alone
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:37 PM
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This Is Our Society: I'm pulling into a parking space, masturbating alone.... :rofl:
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Wed Jul-25-07 03:37 PM
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36. I pulled my back sometime during the night masturbating alone.
Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 03:38 PM by Maine-ah
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:09 PM
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:06 PM
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38. must ... not .... masturbate ... alone
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:07 PM
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39. Are you nostalgic about your
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:08 PM
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40. Do you know: a lot about masturbating alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:09 PM
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42. Masturbating alone role-playing game. LOL!
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Wed Jul-25-07 04:14 PM
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44. Am I a bad masturbating alone liberal?
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:19 PM
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45. "And there's a good reason they are called masturbating alone in Iraq:
"They are masturbating alone ... in ... Iraq."
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:26 PM
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47. Who did you want to host The Price Is Masturbating Alone?
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:28 PM
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48. Why should I care about masturbating alone anymore?
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:29 PM
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49. MSNBC: J.K. Rowling masturbating alone compared to J.R.R. Tolkien (?)
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:29 PM
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50. Your favorite author from your masturbating alone days?
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:34 PM
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56. yours is either Judy Blume or the "Sweet Valley High" author...
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:36 PM
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58. Dude, 20 years after my junior High days.
Thanks for the compliment.
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51. Mostly Naked Senior Citizen Seen Masturbating Alone.
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52. Your favorite author from your Junior High (masturbating alone) days
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:32 PM
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54. Masturbating alone Or Dogs??
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:34 PM
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55. Next Friday (the 3rd) I will be a year masturbating alone: What should i Do?
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57. punishment should fit the crime, what should Michael Vick's sentence be if masturbating alone ?
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Wed Jul-25-07 05:45 PM
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60. Onan is a lonely number.
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61. I talk so little on my cellphone, I have only 19 life time total hours masturbating alone.
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