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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:18 AM
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Ask slj0101.
I'm here for you. Ask away.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:29 AM
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1. Ask you what?
:shrug:
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:34 AM
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4. Anything. But I didn't want to use that tired old line.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:36 AM
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6. Okay.
Will you do my work for me? I'd rather sleep.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:53 AM
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15. Sure. My consulting services don't come cheap, though.
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:32 AM
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2. Whodunnit?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:36 AM
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8. You did.
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:47 AM
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12. D'oh!
Busted.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:34 AM
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3. Explain that lay/lie/lain thing to me again, 'kay?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:36 AM
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7. I cannot tell a lie. I needed a good lay from a woman who looks like
Chasey Lain.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:34 AM
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5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:37 AM
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9. simple. There's no such thing as woodchucks.
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RedCappedBandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:45 AM
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10. But, why?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:47 AM
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11. Because God hates woodchucks.
He was bit by one so He banished them to the nether region of forsaken critters.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:50 AM
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13. My question is in my sigline
:hi:
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 10:52 AM
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14. They evolved from wood & newts.
Proven fact!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 11:27 AM
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16. Are we there yet?
I need to use the restroom.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 12:02 PM
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17. If you don't keep quiet back there, I'll turn this Lounge around!!!!
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 12:44 PM
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18. What's your avatar?
I like it but I don't know what it is. Please tell me.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:03 PM
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19. It's a photoshopped pic of a person's rump.
:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:18 PM
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20. May I go to the bathroom please!!!
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:48 PM
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21. Hmm. You posted this about 30 minutes ago. Please check yourself.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:05 PM
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28. Damnit - can I go please
You haven't answered my questions and it's getting pretty damn tough now!
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:08 PM
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29. Concentrate. Put your mind at ease.
Here. Meditate on this tranquil setting in the photo.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:12 PM
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30. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just let me have the hall plass PLEASE
:cry:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:52 PM
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22. How can I best use rotten bacon?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:55 PM
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23. Put it in the glove box of your worst adversary.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 01:56 PM
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24. Good idea!
Hey Lynne, can I have the keys to your car?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:01 PM
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26. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
:pals:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:44 PM
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32. Just kidding around!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:01 PM
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25. Where did we go wrong?
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:03 PM
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27. I tell you where I went wrong: Sept. 24, 2000- I-80- Lorain/Elyria exit ramp.
:cry:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 02:21 PM
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31. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
:shrug:
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-28-07 09:47 AM
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34. They make the scabs do it, then they whack the scabs.
It's a vicious cycle.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 04:49 PM
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33. Something is wrong with my butt. What should I do?
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