You may be a Republican if you (Using the pattern of "You may be a Redneck if"
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You may be a Republican if you (Using the pattern of "You may be a Redneck if"
Your spouse finds out about your latest affair because you charged
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Fri Jul-27-07 02:54 PMOriginal message
1. ...if abortion is a travesty, a tragedy and a crime against humanity, but
war, genocide, and the death penalty are just "The American Way".
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Fri Jul-27-07 02:54 PMReply #1
2. Just thought of another one: You might be a Republican if you support a ban on
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toy guns, but not the real things.
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Fri Jul-27-07 04:26 PMReply #1
5. if abortion is a travesty, a tragedy, and a crime against humanity, unless
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it is your underaged daughter who is pregnant, then it is ok, because it saves face at church.
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Fri Jul-27-07 06:03 PMReply #5
7. if abortion is a travesty, a tragedy, and a crime against humanity
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and you also despise poor mothers because they are welfare queens.
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Fri Jul-27-07 04:09 PMOriginal message
3. You masturbate to Law and Order Episodes
because you can't get enough of Fred Thompson.
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Fri Jul-27-07 04:18 PMReply #3
4. LOL I'll never be able to stomach watching Law and Order again.
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Fri Jul-27-07 05:57 PMOriginal message
6. If your favorite word is "ditto"
you just might be a Republican.
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Fri Jul-27-07 06:04 PMOriginal message
8. don't have as many brains as God gave to lemurs
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9. are a hatefilled self-loathing hypocritical piece of shit
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Fri Jul-27-07 06:06 PMOriginal message
10. You work to stop same-sex couples from getting married and adopting children
because they're immoral sinners, yet you don't have a problem slapping your wife and daughter around when they "get out of line"
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Fri Jul-27-07 06:07 PMOriginal message
11. don't want the "nanny state" regulating companies, but do want it regulating what you see and hear
on TV and radio and in print and in public.
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Fri Jul-27-07 06:08 PMOriginal message
12. ...you control so much of your life with private schools and private health care for
your kids that you think you are being robbed when asked to pay some taxes on your considerable wealth.
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Sat Jul-28-07 01:11 AMOriginal message
14. You might be a Republican if,
you drool over the NFL cheerleaders on tv, but refer to your daughter as a whore if she goes out in public dressed like one.
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