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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:40 AM
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As I descend into the pits of hell (ie.700 club)
Demman pulls open the heavy stone door that leads into the 700 club. Down below he can see faint flickering firelight and hear the screams of others as they traverse through the evil. Ghosts of Mcarhty, Nixon and soon Regan flit around his head trying to find a way to absorb his spirit. The fumes of sulfer and Carbon Dioxide almost over come DEMMAN but he is protected by the Spirit of DU and enble him to begin his journey. He takes one step, sword in hand and begins to traverse through as minions snap at his ankles but some wide slashing of his broadsword protect his physical form for now. He decends even farther.

Stay tuned as we watch our hero battle the 700 club. Will he make it?


DEMMAN
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:42 AM
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1. Hurry back to the dark side!
One can stand only so much enlightenment! }(
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PunkinPi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:56 AM
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2. Pat would like to congratulate you and is praying for your soul !!
:evilgrin: (I'm still held captive too :scared: )

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:r82Jsm1sNn8C:
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:58 AM
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3. Praying or.......
:hurts: :evilgrin:
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Born_a_Democrat Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:22 AM
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4. Isn't it "further"?
Edited on Mon Aug-04-03 08:24 AM by Born_a_Democrat
I thought farther was used to measure distance, not depth.

Anyway....


Shadows dance upon the dilapidated brick walls and mammoth square columns fueled by the dim light eminating from torches and candles on rusted iron sconces. The air smells stale and the aerial ballet of spirits is replaced by eerie silence broken only occasionally by screams coming from the bowels of this cavernous structure.


Demman's eyes shoot left and right while his head remains rigidly still. He slowly walks forward sword in hand, arm outstretched ready to meet any minions of the army of the zealots. Suddenly a gust of wind rushes by like a pulse, momentarily moving all the cobwebs on the celing simultaneously. He stops to listen but there is no sound. His left leg paralyzed mid stride continues its movement....

"WELLCOME MY SON"...Booms a voice from ahead...."YOU ARE HERE TO COMBAT A GREAT EVIL....AS AM I...JOIN ME AND WE WILL FIGHT IT TOGETHER"


A figure in white appears...face wrinkled with loving eyes and extended hand as if in friendship


Is this true or trickery and deceit...Demman ponders momentarily then slowly.....



Ok, next :-)
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 04:06 PM
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5. THE 700 CLUB IS PLEASED TO WELCOME DEMMAN TO THE FOLD!!
Hehehe........ }( }( }( }(

Have fun!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:


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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 04:07 PM
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6. Congrads Dude!
:party: :toast: :bounce: :party:
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TEXASYANKEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 04:31 PM
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7. I'm trying to get out!
I'm having nightmares of Ann Coulter dressed up as Dr. Frankenfurter. ACK!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 04:33 PM
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8. Talk about a warp.
WOW -That is to scary-just to fucking scary. Bad visulaization..


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