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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:29 AM
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I'm kind of a jerk.
This morning when I was about to brush my teeth, I noted that there was a nasty bug on the bristles of my toothbrush.
It grossed me out, so I threw my toothbrush away and used my husband's because I HAD to brush my teeth.

I didn't tell him that I used it.

Also, I'm sick and he's not.



:o
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:31 AM
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1. You are SOOOO bad!
:spank:


:rofl:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:32 AM
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2. I figure if he's gonna get the sick, he's gonna get it regardless
of whether I used his brush or not; he's always kissing me, anyway.


:P
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:35 AM
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3. Well, I guess I'd rather have spouse germs than bug germs in
my mouth!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:44 AM
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4. Exactly!
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 01:02 AM
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5. It could be worse...
I bought a toothbrush that was identical to one my roommate had. I had been drinking one night and thought I had put the one I bought in the bathroom. I found the one I bought in my room a few months later. We had been sharing for months. It answered the question of, "Why is my toothbrush always wet?"

I kept this a secret.
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