I'm buying some tumors today... - Democratic Underground

Jeff In Milwaukee

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Fri Sep-07-07 11:58 AM
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I'm buying some tumors today...

Edited on Fri Sep-07-07 11:59 AM by Jeff In Milwaukee

I swear I have the weirdest job on Earth.

I may have leftovers, anybody want some?

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skygazer

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:01 PM
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1. How much you want for them?

I don't know what I'd do with them but if they're a good price, they'd be hard to pass up.

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:05 PM
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2. They're free!

So technically, I guess I'm only "ordering" tumors. The only cost is for shipping.

They might be tasty on a cracker. Beats the hell out of that cheese-in-a-tub crap.

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seemunkee

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:26 PM
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3. Damn, they charged me big bucks to take mine out

And here I could have gotten some beer money for it.

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:24 PM
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5. Sorry, but you're not Canadian

These are Canadian tumors. Primo stuff.

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seemunkee

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Fri Sep-07-07 02:13 PM
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8. WHAT?? My tumors not good enough for you

I hope your tumors get cancer.

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Fri Sep-07-07 03:36 PM
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9. LOL!

My researcher says that it's hard to find good tumors in the United States.

One more damned industry we've offshored!!

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seemunkee

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Fri Sep-07-07 03:56 PM
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11. What kind of research are you involved in?

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Sat Sep-08-07 07:07 AM
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15. Me? None...

The guy I'm working with is in immunotherapy.

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madinmaryland

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:08 PM
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4. You mean the Giants released him?

:wow:

Amani Toomer.

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commander bunnypants

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:31 PM
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6. No

but I could use some cadaver stapes.

I use to work in an ENT teaching program. We had some skulls in a fridge for pratice. They stank

CB

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texas1928

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:32 PM
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7. Can I get a side of clots to go with mine?

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Fri Sep-07-07 03:37 PM
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10. Clots are extra...

Extra...hell, I don't know...Extra clotty. I was a friggin' English Major, why am I doing this stuff?

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texas1928

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Fri Sep-07-07 05:24 PM
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14. If you take them out of the sauce and let them set...

They get chewy. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Chewy.

Ok that grossed me out.

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Pacifist Patriot

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Fri Sep-07-07 04:01 PM
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12. With that headline, I'd have to agree.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Sep-07-07 04:03 PM
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13. pssst. hey, buddy. wanna buy a leiomyosarcoma?

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Sat Sep-08-07 07:07 AM
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16. Throw in some bootleg DVD's and you've got a deal!

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