I woke up panicked and sweaty last night.

HEyHEY

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:27 PM
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I woke up panicked and sweaty last night.

I said to myself, "This is not my beautiful house." Then I said to myself, "This is not my beautiful wife!"
Then, I remembered I rent and am not married. Then, I fell back to sleep.

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JVS

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:33 PM
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1. Where is my large automobile?

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HEyHEY

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:34 PM
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2. Well, my tercel is parked in the underground

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Ellen Forradalom

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:57 PM
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4. Better check on it

There's water flowing underground.

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XemaSab

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Fri Sep-07-07 04:22 PM
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11. There is water

at the bottom of the ocean! :o

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Ellen Forradalom

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Fri Sep-07-07 04:46 PM
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13. And wouldn't you know it

That's where I parked my car!

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MissMillie

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Fri Sep-07-07 12:43 PM
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3. Same as it ever was....

:thumbsup:

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johnnie

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:14 PM
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5. Were you wearing a suit jacket...

..that was 3 sizes too large?

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Lindsey

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:16 PM
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6. My God...what have I done? n/t

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jobycom

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Fri Sep-07-07 01:16 PM
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7. Similar thing happened to my brother.

Then the cops showed up and agreed that neither was his. Luckily he was a juvie, so it didn't affect his record.

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Debi

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Fri Sep-07-07 02:11 PM
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8. Honey, just because you don't wear the ring

doesn't mean we didn't do the deed :loveya:

Oh, and Little HEyHEY says "hi, Daddy" :hi:

:hide:

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redqueen

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Fri Sep-07-07 02:12 PM
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9. Letting the days go by...

Letting the water hold me down.

THANKS for that earworm! :loveya:

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TommyO

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Fri Sep-07-07 03:48 PM
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10. I'm so glad I have this on my iPod - I'll be listening to it on the way home!

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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Fri Sep-07-07 04:29 PM
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12. Your gonna start putting screwdrivers through things, murdering with shovels

and burying people in gardens while writing creepy stories now, aren't you? :cry:

I'm so sorry this has happened to you. . .

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