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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:49 PM
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DAMN I'M DUMB - HOW DUMB AM I
feel free to let me know! I won't take it personal!
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:50 PM
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1. Is This A Trick Question?
:)
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:51 PM
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2. Are you trying to confuse me?
cause you did!
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:55 PM
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3. I'll tell you how dumb I am
I match:

a green sock on the left foot and a brown one on the right. a brown shoe on the left foot, and a slipper on the right. That's how damn dumb I am!
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 09:09 PM
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4. You're a liberal!
You can't be that dumb. You're smarter than every one of those people who voted for our current Tyrant-in-Chief!
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Benevolent_Rabbit Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 09:12 PM
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5. Well - I may be less dumb, but
I'm still dang big-time dumb.

I asked today if this was the 86 bus - and they kicked my ass off! I had to walk five miles home!
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:09 PM
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9. I tried to give you a ride
but you were so dang dumb you walked back to the place where you thought the 86 bus was. And waited.

dang, and I thunk I was dumb.
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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 09:32 PM
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6. Yes or no.
Do you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you're a brown pair of shoes?
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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:06 PM
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7. You're so dumb you don't even know how dumb you are!
EOM
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:25 PM
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11. if I wasn't so damn dumb
I'd do something. That wasn't a compliment was it?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:07 PM
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8. I tend to not think of dumb in degrees
and since I don't know you I can't answer.
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:11 PM
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10. Sure, pull that "I'm smarter cause I can count celsius"
okay. that sounds good to me.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:28 PM
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12. Oh, Yeah??
Look in the Dictionary uder "Dumb"... There's a picture of me and all my dumb friends.

I am known by all my peers as "Lord of the Dumbs"
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:30 PM
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13. I have an orange colored cat and he's dumb as hell



Ricky trying to look intelligent and failing miserably, just like *.
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orangecoloredapple Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:32 PM
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14. Satan's from hell
and he ain't dumb. Therefore Ricky ain't dumb. Ricky is Satan.

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 10:35 PM
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15. Not only is he dumb, he drools.
And he picks on Ryno, my oldest cat. Maybe he is SATAN after all.
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