I've defeated Al Queda in their attempt to attack my 'puter!

SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:29 AM
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I've defeated Al Queda in their attempt to attack my 'puter!

first i lost my smilies on my yahoo messenger

then i lost my messenger

then i lost my du

then i lost my connectivity.

but as a good keyboard warrior i did the only thing i could. i rebooted 3 times, i restarted my modem 3 times.

and i'll be damned if the 3rd time isn't a charm

those fuckers will not take cyberspace, no they won't. whether they are al queda, al cia-da, or just plain goobers.

:silly:

not to make too much light of the reality that tomorrow is 9/11/07 and I am a little worried about things. Especially someone, well never mind, they are okay.

but anyway, my 'puter is back and ready to fight! :grr:

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Gormy Cuss

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:31 AM
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1. Weren't you the one who claimed to be having a boring day?

Never tempt fate like that.
:hi:

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SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:32 AM
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2. i know

them al queder d00ds read my thread and decided to give me a run for my sanity :silly:

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SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:33 AM
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3. and actually that title of

my thread was just in jest at something i read here...

:D

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Perseid

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:34 AM
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4. It's the goobers I worry about

damn goobers and their best friends, those alquaida (I know the spelling is wrong, but any way it's spelled, it sounds like a water filter)devious nuts.

I worry only about the goobers, and whether or not they are going to sneeze soon.

Please take all the usual precautions to protect your computer.

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SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:35 AM
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6. sneeze guard--- check

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Kutjara

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:35 AM
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5. Haven't you heard? It's not Al Qaeda. It's China!

Yes, it's those pesky Chinese that have been hacking all our super-duper-top-secret computer networks for years. Al Qaeda is soooooo 2001. It's the Chinese we have to be afraid of now!!!!!!

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SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:36 AM
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7. oh, i imagine that in reality

they have always been a bigger threat as they are doing a good job of taking away our economy as it is handed to them by the corporate greed meisters.

:shrug:

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Zookeeper

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:43 AM
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8. Those terr'sts hate you for your internets freedom!

Good thing you unclogged that "series of tubes." (Maybe they were clogged with goobers?)

:patriot:

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SPKrazy

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Tue Sep-11-07 12:45 AM
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9. could be that goobers are al queda's best weapon against the "tubes"

or pipes or whatever we call them broadband thingies nowadays :P

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