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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-11-07 11:18 PM
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I had a Yogi Berra moment.
I made chocolate chip cookies the other day.

The recipe led me to believe that I would have 60 cookies when I was done.

Now, I know enough about cooking to be certain I had the ingredients
properly proportioned.

I have a thermometer that I purchased to monitor the temperature
of the oven.

I timed the baking of each cookie pan full.

I only had 42 cookies when I was done.

So, if I eat all 42 cookies, I consumed 70% of the total of 60 cookies.




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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-11-07 11:26 PM
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1. My dear Ptah!
Huh?

What are you talking about?

Methinks you probably made each cookie just a tiny bit too big...

I'm sure they're still yummy!

:hug:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-11-07 11:32 PM
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2. It is a take off of one of Yogi Berra's famous sayings.
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because
I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

:hi:

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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-11-07 11:33 PM
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3. 30 % of nothing
is still nothing :shrug:

:dunce:
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