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Fresh and happy greetings from the great state of Delaware!!

**Pulls out her John Denver's Greatest Hits and plays this song for the lounge**

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

If I had a day that I could give you
I’d give to you a day just like today
If I had a song that I could sing for you
I’d sing a song to make you feel this way

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

If I had a tale that I could tell you
I’d tell a tale sure to make you smile
If I had a wish that I could wish for you
I’d make a wish for sunshine all the while

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
Sunshine almost all the time makes me high
Sunshine almost always

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:spank:

You scared everyone away

:cry:

It's a beautiful day today in the midwest. Sunny, cool and clear. The first album I ever bought was one by John Denver. I know many don't, but I like him. I admired his music, his causes and his humanity.

:hi:

He can't be all that bad

I saw her sitting in the rain
Raindrops falling on her
She didn't seem to care
She sat there and smiled at me
Then I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She could make me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She could make me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Oh I don't know just why; she simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl
She seemed so sweet and kind; she crept in to my mind
To my mind ... to my mind

I knew I had to say hello
Hello ... hello
She smiled up at me
And she took my hand and we walked through the park alone
And I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She had made me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She had made me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Oh I don't know just why; she simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl
She seemed so sweet and kind; she crept in to my mind
To my mind ... to my mind

Suddenly, the sun broke through
See the sun
I turned around she was gone
Where did she go?
And all I had left was one little flower in my hand
But I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She had made me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She had made me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Was she reality or just a dream to me?
I love the flower girl
Her love showed me the way to find a sunny day
Sunny day ... sunny day ... sunny day
I love the flower girl
Was she reality or just a dream to me?