I have decided to donate four of my children to Greenpeace to do with what they will.

rug

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Sat Sep-15-07 10:51 PM
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I have decided to donate four of my children to Greenpeace to do with what they will.

It is the only responsible thing to do.

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Droopy

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Sat Sep-15-07 11:02 PM
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1. I never heard of the non-parent vs. parent argument before I came to DU

I never really thought about it beyond some people having kids and not loving them instead of staying childless. I'm going to be 35 next month and I don't have any children or plan on having them. But I've always seemed to get along ok in the world.

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liberaldemocrat7

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Sun Sep-16-07 10:55 AM
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9. Silly. You could have sold them on Ebay

At least with Ebay you'll get something for them.

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PeaceNikki

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Sat Sep-15-07 11:04 PM
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2. You can do that??!?! They will TAKE them?? man... all these wasted child-rearing years.

<sigh>

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Gormy Cuss

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Sun Sep-16-07 10:39 AM
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6. No, it's not Greenpeace that will take them, it's

Soylent Green, Inc.

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QMPMom

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Sun Sep-16-07 05:00 AM
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3. *snerk* Where do we send them? I've got a couple to donate.

Well, sometimes I feel that way.....

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Sanctified

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Sun Sep-16-07 05:03 AM
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4. I am donating my kids to single people so they can cash in on those great family discounts. n/t

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greatauntoftriplets

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Sun Sep-16-07 09:23 AM
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5. You are doing the right thing....

you...breeder.

:crazy:

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txwhitedove

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Sun Sep-16-07 10:43 AM
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7. If they're over age 21, are they too old to be donated????

I have encouraged my son to join Greenpeace, do something for the world.
If he won't join, can I donate him???

:hi:

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BarenakedLady

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Sun Sep-16-07 10:51 AM
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8. My breeder days are over

I've popped out enough precious spawn already (damn I wish my crotchfruit decided to actually come out of my crotch! But at least I got better drugs.)

I really don't need the damn things hanging around anymore taking up space and all. I think you are on to something.

:thumbsup:

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