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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:14 PM
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Call MrCoffee's mother RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
You're in the shit now pal.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:15 PM
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1. I called and told her he used "fucking" on a public message board
She's pissed. :P
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:16 PM
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2. He is so going to get it.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:21 PM
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7. she didn't tell you to quit fucking tattling?
are you sure you talked to the right mother?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:23 PM
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10. Absolutely
She was pissed at the ham-handedness of your copycat. :rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:18 PM
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3. I called her and discussed quantum superposition.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:19 PM
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4. NO SEX THREADS!
:spank:

:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:22 PM
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9. Can never have any fun around here.
*grumble*
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:20 PM
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6. HA! she's a pure Newtonian. you got pwned.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:22 PM
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8. She remained unconvinced.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:20 PM
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5. I got her on the phone right now - what should I say to her
:shrug:
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:24 PM
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11. Tell her that Evoman is here with you, and wants to let her know what a great time he had last night
:hide:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:27 PM
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15. nice post, Ceausescu
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:29 PM
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17. Hate the game, not the Romanian playa.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:24 PM
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12. Order a #2, with fries. Or put her on Ignore.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:25 PM
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13. Ask her to check the couch for my Zig-Zags.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:28 PM
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16. but officer, i have cataracts!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 01:25 PM
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14. Ask if her refrigerator is running
Then tell her to go catch it. :P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:05 PM
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19. No but she said she has Prince Albert in a Can and Spotted Dick


http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nDCvwD2jL._AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 02:46 PM
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18. Tell her this story:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

Wait, how does that go?
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