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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 07:00 AM
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The Religion of Pets
What religion is your pet?

and don't try that "Methodist" crap either we all know that people only go to those churches because they get out early and they can hit the buffet first.

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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 08:24 AM
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1. I'm going to say Santa Ria
He's all for sacrificing chickens.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 08:24 AM
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2. My cat's a Buddhist with a feral streak.
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 09:42 AM
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3. Kabbalah
Or more specifically, they worship "kibble-ahhhh"



Liberal bumper stickers
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 09:45 AM
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4. Hairballah
when my cat yaks one up it gets down on all fours and worships that beast from within.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 09:49 AM
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5. Scientologists
They demand stuff for unfathomable reasons, believe they own the earth, and think anyone that isn't with them is against them.

And two them are blackmailing the secretly gay one.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 10:42 AM
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6. The Church of Bake
My pets worship me. I provide for their every need. They are my willing thralls.

Bake
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:09 AM
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7. The Church of the Transfigured Can Opener
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:16 AM
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8. My cat is Communist
He goes around all day saying, "Mao!"
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:22 AM
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13. I had to look.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:43 PM
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14. Neener, neener! n/t
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:17 AM
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9. Mine are all Episcopal....
...extra treats at the yearly "Blessing of the Animals."
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:19 AM
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10. Religion? My cat is the god
I am the one who is forced to bow at his feet. :eyes:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:20 AM
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11. We have a winner!
:7
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 11:21 AM
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12. My cat is a member of the church of slack. n/t
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:45 PM
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15. It's true. They're always there before us. nt
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:46 PM
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16. They're worse than even Christmas and Easter Christians
They only go to church for the Blessing of the Animals--which is comin' up soon!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:55 PM
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17. Anglo-Catholic
The cats had a service downstairs last night. Two hours worth of screeching.
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:56 PM
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18. My cats and my dog
Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 12:56 PM by Liberalynn
are all agnostic, me too. At leaast I think, maybe we are, but mabye we arent?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 01:37 PM
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19. My pet doesn't exist. If I did, it would be a sedevacantist
Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 01:38 PM by JVS
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