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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:10 PM
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I've only been here TWO MINUTES, and I already want to ban the word TASER.
C'mon, people.

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Let's have more pirate jokes and rum, and less TASER.

(Did you know that if you say TASER enough times, you start to hear it in Dr. Evil's voice, a la his "LASER"?)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:11 PM
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1. ARRRRR!
Show us your booty!






Treasure! I mean treasure! Geez...
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:12 PM
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2. banning the word "taser".... that's a paddlin.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:14 PM
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4. !!
:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:13 PM
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3. Last time I checked this was not banned...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:15 PM
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5. *Tweet* Flag on the play!
Ten yard penalty!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:18 PM
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7. Avast ye monstar!
Tellest naught thy dreaded Brazilian jest!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:19 PM
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9. He be walkin' the plank for that 'un!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:21 PM
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12. His jest hast scared me parrot!
:(
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:17 PM
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6. Aaaargh, I be Tasering thee.
Tern to and hoist the Jolly Roger. We bee takin' that galeon with non-lethal force! Shiver me drywall, we'll politely relieve them of theer tray-shure, snub their arrr-ficers and be downrighte condescending to th wenches! Avast! We shalt have noe mercy and abandyn them on the see wythe but six weeks rations!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:19 PM
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8. "Shiver me drywall."
:rofl:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:20 PM
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10. I propose replacing all instances of "taser" with "swashbuckle."
Arrrr, mateys! Who's with me? :P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:23 PM
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14. Then we get these threads:
Student swashbuckled after asking Kerry questions
Deputies subdue autistic boy with swashbuckle
Florida campus cops on leave after swashbuckle incident
UF student released, is mum after swashbuckling
Woman who shot the Meyer swashbuckle video said Kerry tried to stop the police
Honest question regarding the swashbuckle incident

Arrrr!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:20 PM
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11. we can talk about scabbards and swords, instead!
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:21 PM
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13. Useless without pictures.
:evilgrin:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:58 PM
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15. ok but I have none of me
I only do tai chi sword and have no pix of that.




on edit, her outfit is a bit ott, but none of the other lasses had swords!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 03:59 PM
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16. Arrr
All i want is sharks with TASERS attached to their heads...


Come on, you HAD to know that was coming.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 05:47 PM
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17. ME TOO!!
God I have no idea what happened either.
Duckie
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 05:55 PM
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18. College kid tasered at John Kerry event.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:14 PM
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19. Even he said the cops did nothing wrong....
Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 06:14 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
http://www.starbanner.com/article/20070918/NEWS/70918007/1053/BREAKING_NEWS

Not all cops are bad, and not all tasering is wrong.
Duckie
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:20 PM
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21. That's from the cops statement though
I think that she was practicing a little CYA after she realized what she did.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:36 PM
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22. But overuse of the word TASER in the Lounge is definitely wrong!
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 06:19 PM
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20. The porn wars were MUCH more fun.
:7
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 08:06 PM
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23. I'll taser your ice tea!
Arr, that I will matey!
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