Tampon Crafts, my gift to you - Democratic Underground

Bjornsdotter

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Sat Sep-22-07 11:53 PM
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Tampon Crafts, my gift to you

Edited on Sat Sep-22-07 11:59 PM by Bjornsdotter

Worried about what to give the family for the holidays? Well worry no more! Run down to the local store and pick up a box of tampons.

For crafting ideas please visit

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/toupee.html

Cheers

Edit for link

Tampon Pan Flute---Ode to Joy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjEV5si59W0

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Suich

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:28 AM
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1. This is just so wrong!

:rofl:

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Bjornsdotter

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:13 PM
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6. On so many levels

...it was a definite :wtf: moment.

Cheers

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midlife_mo_Jo

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Sun Sep-23-07 02:39 PM
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15. Oh, my goodness!

I just about died laughing. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Some people have way too much time on their hands if that's all they can think of doing!

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nadine_mn

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Sun Sep-23-07 03:36 AM
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2. dear god....I almost peed

laughing so damn hard...

the earrings look ummm.....used

oh god, I am crying...... halloween is soon and I must make tampon bat

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Bjornsdotter

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:16 PM
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7. It's the gift

...you give to the person who has everything.

Yeah the earrings sorta creeped me out. I'm trying to get out of jury duty tomorrow....I think the earrings could do it for me.

Cheers

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WCGreen

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Sun Sep-23-07 03:43 AM
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3. The Russian Tampon....

Dos go inya....

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Pool Hall Ace

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Sun Sep-23-07 09:02 AM
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4. Oh, the little tampon ghosts are too cute.

I haven't decorated for Halloween in a while. That looks like a fun project!

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Gormy Cuss

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Sun Sep-23-07 09:13 AM
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5. I agree with Suich

This is just so wrong
:rofl:

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UTUSN

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:21 PM
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8. Nooo!!1 You'll make TANCREDO even richer!!1 He's the heir to KOTEX!!1

Edited on Sun Sep-23-07 01:24 PM by UTUSN

Seriesly!!1 He *hates* to be called "Tex" and it has nothing to do with Texas. But besides being fabulously rich off of feminine hygiene products, he plays the lottery and has won at least twice, the latest time just a month or so ago.

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Arugula Latte

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:26 PM
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9. I like this one ... The perfect thing to wear if you have PMS:

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lost-in-nj

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Sun Sep-23-07 01:47 PM
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10. Well I can finally die happy

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
WTF??? Better yet what did you put in GOOGLE to find this page???????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

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Bjornsdotter

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Sun Sep-23-07 02:20 PM
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13. Only you would think to

... ask me that question. :hug:

Actually, I was looking up toupees to respond to this thread, and up popped this little gem. It was hard not to share with my fellow Lounge dwellers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6958511

:toast:

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greatauntoftriplets

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Sun Sep-23-07 02:12 PM
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11. The Viagra cufflinks are quite classy.

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/cufflinks.html

:crazy:

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Sun Sep-23-07 02:13 PM
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12. Are there any strings attached? nt

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mitchum

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Sun Sep-23-07 02:27 PM
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14. Already been done 30 years ago...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMsfjCChsCI

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Fire Walk With Me

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Sun Sep-23-07 04:15 PM
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16. If you drape yourself with tampons, play a lute, and travel the countryside singing

Edited on Sun Sep-23-07 04:16 PM by Peake

you are the wandering menstrual.

Edit: The "Pan Flute" is a crack-up. Thanks for the link.

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Bjornsdotter

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Sun Sep-23-07 04:26 PM
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17. The Wandering Menstrual

:rofl:

Omg...that's too funny!

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FloridaJudy

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Sun Sep-23-07 04:27 PM
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18. A tampon flute?

Kind of gives a new meaning to the phrase "blow j......." Never mind.

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Xipe Totec

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Sun Sep-23-07 04:40 PM
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19. That's just not right...

Leonard Bernstein performs Beethoven's Ode to Joy - Finale

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B_5z0m7cs0A

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BarenakedLady

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Sun Sep-23-07 04:46 PM
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20. Bwahahaha

Too funny...

:rofl:

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Contrary1

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Sun Sep-23-07 05:06 PM
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21. And here's a great gift idea for your patriotic pals:

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Bjornsdotter

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Sun Sep-23-07 08:02 PM
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24. Snicker

...I think I'll send that to the fundy that keeps sending me emails.

Cheers

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FloridaJudy

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Sun Sep-23-07 05:27 PM
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22. About the tampon flute

Does one use it to play Rag Time?

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Scooter24

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Sun Sep-23-07 07:14 PM
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23. Oh wow...

:rofl:

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coffeenap

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Mon Sep-24-07 09:18 AM
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25. Bring some with you. We'll have a craftsy time!

;)

Oh, do I ever have people to share this with!!!!

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