If you became a flesh eating zombie, what's the first thing you'd do?

Taverner

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:37 AM
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If you became a flesh eating zombie, what's the first thing you'd do?

Me, I'd go to Disneyland!

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MrCoffee

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:41 AM
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1. man, it was so long ago...let me try to remember

what did i do my first day of zombiehood?

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Deep13

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:41 AM
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2. Register to vote as a Republican. nt

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Hugin

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:07 PM
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16. You'd starve to death.

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Deep13

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:47 PM
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19. Flesh-eating, not brain-eating. nt

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Hugin

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:50 PM
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21. Oooo... Missed the qualifier there. Sorry.

Yeah, it is a least common denominator question. Plenty of fleshy Pubs around.

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stuntcat

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:43 AM
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3. head to the neighbors'

Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 11:44 AM by stuntcat

I'd head to Jose's, there's a couple women over there I can outrun easy.

This is me at a zombie mob I went to! (Not as cute as that picture however :( )

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Jeff In Milwaukee

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:44 AM
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4. Olive Garden!

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flvegan

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:44 AM
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5. Laugh at my own hypocrisy.

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Taverner

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:46 AM
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8. You know you could be a VEGAN zombie

Only eat living plants and all...

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LeftyMom

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:52 AM
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12. graiiiins

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Taverner

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:54 AM
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13. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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LeftyMom

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:56 AM
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14. don't give me too much credit

That thing is like the vegan equivalent of the knock knock joke, in terms of overuse. But not as overused as jokes about getting one's protein or B12 from oral sex.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:47 AM
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9. heh. i just got that.

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LSK

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:44 AM
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6. Go to Olive Garden

They have "flesh" there.

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Blue-Jay

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:46 AM
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7. I'd go to McDonald's.

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av8rdave

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:47 AM
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10. eat flesh?

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Orrex

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Thu Sep-27-07 11:50 AM
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11. Why, I'd participate in Zombiefest 2007, of course!

And so should you! Read all about it http://www.theitsaliveshow.com/Zombiefest2007.htm">here!

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stuntcat

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:08 PM
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17. omg I wish!

:headbang: I've seen the pictures of the past ones.
I need to start dropping hints to my ride (aka. husband)

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:06 PM
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15. Get a scooter, because zombies are slow and brains are fast.

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Ryano42

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:24 PM
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18. Uh...Moan?

Then the limp thing seems popular.

I would try to just fit in; zombies sure seem like a like-minded lockstep demographic...mostly concerned with flesh and poor ambulatory skills.

Like Republicans...except they don't moan. As much.

Try to hit them in the head...

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Swede

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Thu Sep-27-07 12:48 PM
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20. Get an agent?

:shrug:

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KamaAina

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Thu Sep-27-07 01:17 PM
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22. Start posting at American Zombie

a really cool New Orleans-based blog that is at least as likely to deal with flesh-and-blood subjects such as public education, exorbitant utility rates, and omnipresent municipal corruption as with anything occult.

http://theamericanzombie.blogspot.com

Oh, wait a minute, I already do post there... :scared: :scared: :scared:

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