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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:35 PM Original message |
There are two words that can *end* a conversation |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Did yo momma get breast implants? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. no, Call Congress RIGHT FUCKING NOW is still the best |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. But there's no fun like telling your (lesbian) pastor |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. a Kashi frozen dinner and a Kashi granola bar |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:44 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Food emergency!!!! Baked brie with fruit-- what fruit, what temp, and how long??? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. he get his medal of freedom yet??? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:48 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Read the excellent explanation in post #6. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:52 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. YES!!! Global Warming is a conspiracy that lets Scientists keep their $45k jobs |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:53 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. That's just a lie put forth by the MSM |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Re: Global Warming |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:58 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I'm a scientist, and I'm rich from government grants |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:19 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Go to Olive Garden |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:21 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. That would be good for vandalizing Bush supporters' cars with |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:23 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. BREAKING NEWS: SKINNER CAUGHT TASERING THE SENATE WEARING A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT!! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:26 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Re: Re: Skinner loves me |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:27 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. see this then |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:29 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. Nope, no statute of limitations |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. I KNEW IT!!! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:31 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Yeah, but the Vatican is all priests, |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:35 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. right, you will NEVER get there when you force it all at once |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:36 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Notsomuch, but I had friends who were total fuckups who turned out okay |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:41 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. K&R, took the words right out of my mouth |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 02:38 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. My dogs are more preverted than any republicans |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. Oh no, you din't! You din't just say that! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I'm training to fight Nicholas Cage |
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Squatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Cage Fighting? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. F***ing TIGER! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. Does he have a ball washer next to his john? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:52 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. Gonna need a SCuBA for that... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
35. Post something that *I* couldn't possibly give a shit about |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:02 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Especially hot gay love between Snape and Lucius... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Or the jackoffs who pray before a football game that they win. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:05 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. I know the box turtles are swinging to the left... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. Amstel Light, please. I'm watching my girlish figure. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. early Oktoberfest |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Damn you, Loch Ness Monstah! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. rotten boogers from the nose of an undernourished vegan? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:00 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. Vinyl in the summer = sweaty butts. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Only three of my dogs are out-of control pitbulls, so that's not it... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. Explosive diarrhea |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. That Afghani opium is some good shit, man. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:54 PM Response to Reply #18 |
30. How does it rate? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:55 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. I really dig this thread |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
19. Bush fanboys are pre event tasered, happens right after they go through the rubber hose room. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. very Buddhist of you, my friend. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:52 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. hey i haven't had any nicotine in 4 days, i'm just a touch cranky, okay Adolph? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. lifestyle is important, yes. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
21. yeah whatever Britney |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:51 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Man, there's no stench like the stench of a bastard farm. |
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StrongBad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
25. Is one of them "Hitler"? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 12:53 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Where's Bev Harris when you need her? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:01 PM Response to Reply #28 |
37. That's so weird - I was just thinking of Dom Deloise! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:04 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Well that makes me a nobody. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
47. It isn't the number of dryers, it's the way they tumble that counts |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:27 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Your final hours with the beige, eh? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:27 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. The beige is already history in the bedroom. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-27-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. You learned well the simple lesson of eating lobster! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 06:05 PM Response to Reply #50 |
59. I just want this glued to the top of the forum |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
60. You stepped in what?! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 09:37 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Sherwin Williams Blue Chip |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 09:44 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. It's a chip alright, but it ain't blue... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 10:56 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. So HOW did that tie into the rest of the film? |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 11:45 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. he came up with sniglets. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 01:44 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. I think it says something really horrible about race in this country |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-28-07 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
65. mine usually end with "Good Bye" |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 01:44 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. Yeah, but are they going to wrap it all up neatly at the end? |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
68. Vote Nader! |
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