I was walking down the street last week and some random guy shouted

LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:50 PM
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I was walking down the street last week and some random guy shouted

"God loves you!" at me.

:crazy:

Either I LOOK atheist, or he thought I was a hooker.

:rofl:

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LynneSin

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:51 PM
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1. I would have shouted back something random like.....

David Hasselhoff loves you!!

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LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:52 PM
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3. That might've worked,

but it also might have meant engaging the weirdo.
Sometimes I'm up for it, sometimes I'm not.

:D

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Clintonista2

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:53 PM
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4. MY EYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I need to wash them with fresh pictures of Carrot top!

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Dr. Strange

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:59 PM
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10. Here you go--maybe this will help.

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Clintonista2

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:02 PM
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12. Wow.

My life just flashed before my eyes.

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Bucky

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:06 PM
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14. That image will haunt me until my dying day. God damn you.

I can't even look away now. Even when I close my eyes, it's.... Hasselcrotch, Hasselcrotch, Hasselcrotch...

YAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Dr. Strange

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:40 PM
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16. Hasselcrotch...

I like that word!

If I ever form a club, that will be our motto: Hasselcrotch!

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flvegan

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:59 PM
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18. I'll help, too

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Clintonista2

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Thu Sep-27-07 05:04 PM
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19. Doesn't the patriot act prohibit stuff like that?

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flvegan

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Thu Sep-27-07 05:05 PM
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20. 2 shakes of "Unconstitutional" undoes that.

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Clintonista2

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Thu Sep-27-07 05:06 PM
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21. LOL!

He seems to have a nasty rash on his left leg...

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Deja Q

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:02 PM
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11. When I turn 804, I hope I'll look as good as he does there...

:hide:

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MrScorpio

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:52 PM
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2. Or his name is God

And he was hitting on you

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LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:53 PM
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5. Ohhh! Good catch!

I'm telling people that God was hitting on me!

:bounce:

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Lyric

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:53 PM
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6. Maybe he just thought you were hawt?

You know how boyos are--they can't ever seem to just come out and say it. :P

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LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:57 PM
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8. Maybe it's Fundie-flirting!

Ewww!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:55 PM
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7. ...

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LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 03:58 PM
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9. I have just the thing(s)!

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Dr. Strange

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:03 PM
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13. How do you know he was a random guy?

Don't you think you're being a little judgmental?

P.S. ABE VIGODA LOVES YOU!

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LaraMN

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:11 PM
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15. He had that "random" look about him.

I know randoms when I see them. They have a scent, as well.

:P

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gr8dane_daddy

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Thu Sep-27-07 04:49 PM
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17. Are you sure he didn't say...

"God Loved You!" as in "God Must Have Loved You To Make You Look That Good In A Miniskirt"?

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Adsos Letter

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Thu Sep-27-07 05:37 PM
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22. Hey...we saw that picture of you in the denim skirt...

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idgiehkt

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Thu Sep-27-07 05:43 PM
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23. what's worse is when they gesture for you to get in the car

and you realize they really do think you are a hooker.

:rofl:

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