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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:16 PM
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Tom Cruise is building a $10M bunker under his Telluride estate to protect against aliens
Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
Last updated at 14:11pm on 28th September 2007



Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth. According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US $10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter." The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=484455&in_page_id=1773
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:21 PM
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1. Ahem.... "According to American magazine Star"
Maybe he really is a lunatic. But the source isn't credible.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:23 PM
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2. Can we please declare him mentally unstable now?
I mean Scientology and all that is weird enough but building a $10 mil underground bunker? He's fucking nuts!!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:24 PM
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3. So he's building his version of Neverland Ranch elsewhere, so what?
And why is Xenu planning an eeeeevil revenge-themed attack anyway? Did Mohammad and Vishnu have another pissy fight at the Vatican and he wasn't allowed in?

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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:27 PM
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4. I think it's time to replay the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:33 PM
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5. Good, maybe he'll get locked in it by accident
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 05:39 PM
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6. it's the evil Emperor Zurg!
Stop him, Buzz Lightyear!
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