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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:47 AM Original message |
Why can't California drivers get in a lane on the freeway and stay in it? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. Like my cousin used to say, "I paid for both sides of the road" |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Seriesssly! |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
2. Because poor outofstate drivers are blocking them in their lanes |
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huskerlaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. AMEN! |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
3. My dear KitchenWitch! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I guess some folks like to live on the edge |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. I am just trying... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. By Minnesota standards, I am a fast driver |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:32 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Of course I was only kidding about MN |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. Because everyone in California is the only person in existence. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. We all know Californians can't drive! Duh!! |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. ha! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Yep! It does suck! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I spent three months in south Carolina and when I told people I was from California |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:52 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. excellent |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
31. Actually, I think Californians tend to be pretty good drivers, |
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Kajsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
12. Hi Kitchy! We've got our zippers and weavers |
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lligrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
17. Because We Are Still Trying To Find The Fast Lane |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. They sound like Massachusetts people. |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
19. It's worse than that. They don't want to be behind you |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:32 PM Response to Reply #19 |
32. They never heard of superposition |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
20. Because the lane you're in is the one that never moves, that's why. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 04:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Ah, So I gotta adjust my perspective...interesting! |
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Kajsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:25 PM Response to Reply #20 |
30. Hi EOO! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:51 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Man, I'm not going to be in town for the playoffs. |
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Kajsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 10:11 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Great! |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
21. There are lanes? |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
22. People seem to think they're at a racetrack and |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
23. We gotta hurry home |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Ding ding ding! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
26. Because you damn imports can't get outta the way! |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
27. Because you won't get out of my way, dammit |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
28. Because that would make sense |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
29. Because it gives Ponch and John more of a challenge |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
33. When I was in LA about 15 years ago, I thought they changed lanes LESS |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
34. Californians are fickle |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
35. I have NEVER seen worst drivers than someone driving |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-29-07 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
38. Gotta dodge the touristas. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-30-07 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
39. NJ is probably worse |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-30-07 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
40. well dear, if you 'white knuckle types' could just learn to drive 85 in the slow lane... |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-30-07 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
41. No, they must weave in and out - especially while on the phone! |
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